A good life- by Amazing Johnathan (from his myspace page)

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  • Ryan Dekoe
    Member
    • Jan 2005
    • 29

    A good life- by Amazing Johnathan (from his myspace page)

    Here's the practical way to leading a good life...

    Picture life as one giant party and try to have fun at this party because it's probably the only party you will be attending. You don't know who is throwing the party, you just end up there somehow.

    So at this party there's a table right in the center of the main room that is beautiful and it's glowing and maybe it's for you or maybe it's not but you want to know what's inside. Everyone at the party does.

    The problem is whenever someone tries to open the box their hands go right through it, or it vanishes and comes right back, or the lid just won't come off. You can try everything but it won't open. It drives you mad.

    Now here's the difference between living life and not...Instead of making yourself nuts wondering about it's contents you forget it and just go have fun at the party. I mean, nobody knows for certain what the box contains so what's the point of even looking at it? None.

    Some people don't enjoy the offerings at the party because they are to busy trying to figure out he boxes contents. Some even lie and go around the party saying he knows what's in the box and who is throwing this party. Some believe him and follow him around everywhere. Some will kill others because they don't believe the same thing about what's in the box.

    Much to soon the party is over and you are asked to leave. Guess what? Some people never even noticed the party. They didn't have a blast. They listened to what other people had to say about the party and were told lie and made of stories that they believed about why you shouldn't do this or that because the host doesn't like it, even though they have never met the host.

    The Host watched all of this and laughs at the idiots who aren't enjoying themselves. He has put the gift in the main room to lure the people who don't really know how to bash it up away from people who do. They are drags and silly to the Host.

    Think about it...would you want to spend the rest of Eternity with these kind of people? The people who spend all their time talking about their "God" and try pushing it in your face and telling you it's their way or no way?

    There's no Heaven and there's no Hell. If there is it's right here, right now. On Earth. This is heaven if you make it so. It's also Hell. Just don't be a demon while your here and hurt or ruin anyone's time on this planet. Life is short enough you don't need some asshole running around taking people's lives away or cheating and stealing from them.

    The Mark David Chapmans of the world have had their punishment. They didn't get to live a great life. The only thing that's really precious they throw away. The potential to create things, make people laugh, and use their time to learn and do as much as you possibly can while your heart still beats. You want a God and want to give Praise? Make yourself your God. Someone you can see, touch, and hear. There's no invisible man in the sky watching over you, YOU watch over yourself and others and see how it all changes.

    Come Join the Party...

    Sex Drugs Rock n Roll! If it Feels Good...DO IT! Drive It Like You Stole It!

    -Amazing Johnathan
  • RINGON
    Member
    • Jan 2003
    • 67

    #2
    Peace of heart and mind to be @ the party. I'm by the punch bowl. Thank you.

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    • Butterfly Man
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1606

      #3
      Now that's a laugh per minute

      No fucking way this was written by Jonathan Szeles ... believe me when I say this ... the words "practical" and "good life" are not in his (rather limited) vocabulary.

      Now, if he were to write about greasy foods or bad toupees or the quality of meth on the Strip ... then I'd listen.

      if you don't believe me then just ask his twin brother: http://www.szeles.com/ ...

      I never could decide which one was the bigger douche bag.

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      • jeep caillouet
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2006
        • 752

        #4
        Party

        We all came here to party... I just ain't left yet.

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        • martin ewen
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 1887

          #5
          I just clicked on the link and it froze my browser and then my computer.

          I hate that guy.

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          • le pire
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2001
            • 1113

            #6
            Re: A good life- by Amazing Johnathan (from his myspace page)

            Originally posted by Ryan Dekoe
            Make yourself your God.
            Ummmm... That's what cult leaders do.

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            • Butterfly Man
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 1606

              #7
              Someday I write you a story about him

              After actually reading this tripe I think it actually might have been written by Jonathan ... mostly because it really doesn't say much and what it does say is said rather poorly.

              If you spend any time with Jonathan you'll know there isn't much he cares about except himself ... he's not a deep guy but he is funny (to me anyway) and that makes up for a lot.

              Hey, he lives in Vegas ... that's punishment enough ...


              P.S. don't ever invite him to a party ... you'll be sorry.

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              • scot
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 1169

                #8
                it is impossible to get AJ to open a gift, he just says, "there's no God. I'm gonna go dance"

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