No Lovin' for the Nomad

[Rachel Peters]

Well, I should have seen it coming.
I have to give my animals away.

owy.

Heckler, the loppy rabbit and Hot Water Bottle, the skinny pig (hairless) will have a new dad by tomorrow.

I knew I'd never be stationary enough. I mean, my GOAL this year was to not be stationary.
So why would I set myself up to fall in love with the little guys if they'd only be RIPPED away from me?!

grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaans of pain.

Well, I'll make their last day a good one. Baths and nail clippings for everyone!!

I'm really going to miss my freaky little poop machines.

[Frisbee]

what happened to my namesake?

[Rachel Peters]

Privately she was named "Greg Frisbee", but publicly, "Heckler".
...She was a girl anyway.

She just got a bath and hates my guts on our last eve together.

*sniff*

I offered her exotic fruits to make up for it and she just turned up her nose and flipped me the bird.

...well, she turned up her nose.

Little snob, that Frisbee is.
...I mean, "Heckler".