Has P.net lost it's Punch?

[jeep caillouet]

no original Gazzo

Gazzo's not original! Jim Challini taught him nearly every thing he does, as well as many others ! I know I was around when he was learning from Jim. Oh no there's little Gazzo's running around every where RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

[Butterfly Man]

Thank You Jesus!

I have the honor of owning everything Gazzo has ever written ... his impressive book entitled "Phantoms of the Card Table" is absolutely superb. My only gripe was them giving a co-author credit to that hack David Britland.

Luckily, that didn't happen again on his other splendid publications.

I value my copy of his inconceivable book on heckler lines entitled "Read Between the Lines" almost as much as Danny Hustle values his copy of "Krowd Control", a publication that must have taken Gazzo years to properly research.

I, for one, would like to publicly thank Penguin books for buying the rights to these publications and giving Gazzo six figures and a mini cooper.

It does my heart good to see him reap a bit back from all that he has sown. Truly, I feel blessed to have known the thieving cunt for so many years.

[Peter Voice]

You shouldn't read them in bed though, Robert.

[Evan Young]

zing!

http://www.performers.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=40061#post40061

[scot]

ha ha

[Richard]

Re: zing!

Originally posted by Evan Young
http://www.performers.net/forums/sho...0061#post40061

You're welcome...though that wasn't my intent. Maybe someone could move that flame here or anywhere else.

[Evan Young]

re: re: zing!

hehe, I know Richard, it's hilarious. You wrote a great kid heckler line and wound up opening back up an amazing flame thread!!!! about punching performers!!!! And then taxi said "blow me". I love it!

so, stop being such soft soled mid west flower boy; there is no real reason to apologize, the thread was already soiled. And just for affect, Fuck You anyway. And fuck that Peter guy from Milford OH, he's clearly a raging asshole. next time he comes through Lancaster PA I'm going to hunt him down and punch him in the face!



*Please note implied sarcastic undertones.

[Richard]

Hell I never apologized for anything. Just glad to contribute with out having to give Karl another BJ.

[Evan Young]

Originally posted by Richard
Hell I never apologized for anything. Just glad to contribute with out having to give Karl another BJ.

I guess you don't like peanut butter as much as I do.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Both of you, blow me.

[martin ewen]

Ta da dum ta da dum,hark yonder blackknight approaches, winny winny [but a really really butch winny winny] [sound of ominous jangling of bits, bridle and stirrups as knight dismounts]

Sun is absorbed into armour creating visible vortex.

Lifts visor.speaks..

"Oh hello chaps,I'd planned a picnic but sadly have no strudel,not too fussy about the quality, any meat here?"

[Butterfly Man]

Robert says :

None shall pass!

[martin ewen]

Heh heh, "look out,behind you" sidestep scuttle.
That easy.

i'm back.

[Butterfly Man]

You've been warned...

Ouch... it's just a flesh wound.

You are not excused for your wanton abandonment.

The Irish are not to blame

The Chinese are not to blame.

You are to blame.

Shame on you ... you will never see your shoes again.

[Doctor Eric]

You guys interrupted my goat porn for THIS?!

Really. That's it?

P. Net's lost it's punch, and the only life you stale fuck's can breathe into it is Taxi grunting "blow me" in the corner (not a chance by the way, last time I blew a Karl, I got a staph infection in my cancre sore), and these two old estrogen-addled pussies limply squabbling in the dirt with palsied hands while shooting furtive, and embarrassingly homoerotic glances at each other, fueled more by fear of their own spouses rather than any sort of sexual appeal.

I'm sorely disappointed.