Rachel Peters is a new mommy

[scot]

gazzo's show isn't that bad. And I hear he's really been learning and improving.

[Rachel Peters]

Re: the dog & butterfly get hit by cars, they often die

Originally posted by Butterfly Man
So why not just rename the pig "Gazzo"

I'll leave that to you since I don't know him.
Get something with a thick skin so you won't feel guilty for smacking it around a lot. A cow? A dead gator?

Also make sure to yell at pet Gazzo for pooping on the rug. It'd be funny.

[Dan, a balloon man]

You'd have to move if Gazzo "scooted" accross your carpet.
Just remember to hit Gazzo squarely on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if he misbehaves.

[Rachel Peters]

Originally posted by Frisbee
<...She kind of looks like Greg Frisbee.>

you would be surprised how often I hear that with these rabbits.

Maybe your show needs a mascot.