Rachel Peters is a new mommy

[Rachel Peters]

I need a name for an adorable 5 week old Holland Lop Eared Rabbit. I want a performance related name.

...She kind of looks like Greg Frisbee.

The red could maybe imply fire...

She also has a brother -- a baby skinny pig. I've already named him "Hot Water Bottle", but so far have mostly been calling him, "Professor Poopy Pants".

Feels really cool to pet a naked animal. He's all wrinkly. That'll soon turn to pudge.
The cab driver on the way home from the pet store described him as "all face".

I'm very excited that I have someone to take my maternal instincts out on.

[petekoloz]

How about "Jimmy Hoppa"?
(He disappears mysteriously)

[Hunter]

Bram Bunneton

[scot]

blood puddle

[Rachel Peters]

Originally posted by scot
blood puddle

no, that's what I'm going to name my first kid.

[petekoloz]

Ok then:
How about you teach him to wear a
pith helmet .
Call him Frank Buck...

On review I see it is a doe.
How about Babette.
The rabbette.

[Peter Voice]

Personally, I'd call it Stewart Auvin. Stu for short

You can spell that anyway you like.

[Rachel Peters]

I could name it after someone I know.
And then -- let's say it was "Peter Voice" -- I could yell at Peter Voice and tell Peter Voice to stop pooping on the rug.

That could be fun.

...It'd just get confusing if the person I named it after ever came to visit.

I'm considering naming it after a cherry red "Morris Minor".

[Peter Voice]

Especially if I shat on your rug.

[Butterfly Man]

Damp Rabbit ate one too many pupu, brah

I'm considering naming it after a cherry red "Morris Minor".

a bunny named Tonka? OK with me ... howsomeever

... instead, please consider naming it after the Hawaiian goddess of fire, Pele.


I hear if Madame Pele shits on your rug, you never have to clean it up.

[Rachel Peters]

...that's a really good one.

Here's what it's down to:

Pele

or

Heckler

[petekoloz]

How about Busker.
Busker Bunny.

[Rachel Peters]

Heckler.

It rolls off the tongue.

She's a heckler.

It was actually the name of a friend's [now] dead dog.

He gave me his blessing.

[Butterfly Man]

the dog & butterfly get hit by cars, they often die

Heckler ... what can I say?

... I shoulda thought of it myself.

... but then I guess Gazzo woulda said it was his idea and somehow woulda found a way to steal it and charge you twenty bucks in the process.

So why not just rename the pig "Gazzo" and then you'd have your own shitty street show to watch anytime you wanted.

[Frisbee]

<...She kind of looks like Greg Frisbee.>

you would be surprised how often I hear that with these rabbits.