What are these stirring feelings within me?!

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  • Rachel Peters
    Moderator
    • Nov 2005
    • 1396

    What are these stirring feelings within me?!

    What's my freaking problem??!!

    Somebody please tell me.

    And while you're at it, tell me how to fix it.

    Please try to be creative (with both the former and the latter).
    Last edited by Rachel Peters; Mar-22-2007, 10:34 AM.
    Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

    www.rachelpeters.com
  • Evan Young
    Senior Member
    • May 2001
    • 1002

    #2
    You have finally outgrown your crush on James Bond.


    "Shaken, not stirred"

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    • caricatureguy
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2005
      • 124

      #3
      Puberty?

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      • Rachel Peters
        Moderator
        • Nov 2005
        • 1396

        #4
        i'm teething.

        nah, not yet. it's gotta be something else.
        Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

        www.rachelpeters.com

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        • pixiejester
          Member
          • Apr 2006
          • 90

          #5
          Maybe an alien is about to burst out from your stomach.

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          • Doctor Eric
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2002
            • 955

            #6
            It could be that you've been accidentally ingesting rogaine, and you are beginning to grow, nice, young, thick, black hair in your intestinal tract.

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            • Butterfly Man
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 1606

              #7
              hair there medicare scare

              accidentally ingesting rogaine
              I've done that ... that explains a lot.

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              • Lynneski
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 370

                #8
                Just open that drawer to the right of your bed, take two Duracells, and call me in the morning.

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                • Peter Voice
                  Moderator
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 1065

                  #9
                  Duracells are best taken with chocolate.
                  Every-one should watch their drawers!
                  http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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                  • gav
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 916

                    #10
                    I think you may have swallowed one of these




                    In which case the only cure would be either
                    a) a very strong laxitive
                    or
                    b) a very strong magnet

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                    • Schuyler
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 186

                      #11
                      Calm down, it's just great music. Go with it.

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                      • Rachel Peters
                        Moderator
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 1396

                        #12
                        tissues for issues.

                        i got issues.

                        i'm not supposed to have issues.
                        i'm supposed to be absolutely perfect.

                        fix them, please.

                        Wax the Rogaine inside belly.

                        Lynne, would you really like me to call you in the morning?
                        If you think it'll help.
                        How's 5am?
                        Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

                        www.rachelpeters.com

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                        • Schuyler
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 186

                          #13
                          Rachel, post twice more and then never again. Ever.

                          You've almost won the forum.

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                          • Rachel Peters
                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1396

                            #14
                            This time the feeling is something like an excitement for something I don't know, mixed with a caffeinated twitch, a crawling under my skin (sometimes in good way, sometimes not so much), a deep loneliness for that same unexplained thing I seem to be excited about, maybe PMSy, only not really because it's missing the "MS" part, and a sort of contented, sort of not, foolish, a little worried but not nearly as much as usual, heart-achy and a mildly irritated with myself restlessness.

                            Could be the bad pork I ate.
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                            Last edited by Rachel Peters; Oct-14-2007, 06:50 PM.
                            Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

                            www.rachelpeters.com

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                            • Daniel Craig
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 179

                              #15
                              Rachel-

                              I suspect you have ingested far too many honey bunches sugar lumps in the form of a sandwich.

                              Not only has that led to a ridiculous sugar high, but the hair in your intestines has caught the bread of said sandwich, and also within the bread, said sugar lumps. As a result, your stomach is currently fermenting a slightly sweet belgian white beer.

                              I expect the micro-micro brewery of Rachel Peters to market its first honey white ale soon...

                              "Sugar Lumps Pale Ale" perhaps? I don't know.

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