The Art Of Randomness

[pixiejester]

I wanted somewhere to post random things, so here it is.

I managed to cut my finger on my canvas boot

[pixiejester]

The seagull in Watership Down swears. He says 'piss off' to the rabbits, which I never noticed until this afternoon....I thought it was a kiddies movie - but with a lot of death.

[pixiejester]

Snails can take up to 12 hours to mate....sounds like a good way to spend half of the day

[Peter Voice]

Go for it Pixiejester. Rumple did and every-one loved it.

PS. I can explain belly- button fluff.

[Butterfly Man]

Synchronicity?

Two of the greatest clowns in the world of the performing arts are visiting Hawaii for the 1st time in their lives at this moment.

Avner the Eccentric & Martin Ewen

One of these performers is perhaps the highest paid clown performing today, the other one is currently trying to scam a condo-timeshare seminar out of a hundred bucks.

It sort of evens things out, I guess.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I'm surprised Avner would try that.

[Peter Voice]

Whoa here!!!!!!

I'm a serious student of random behavior and according to certain interpretations of Lorenzian fractal string theory, the collision of to such powerful random elements could result in the destruction of life, the universe and every thing as we know it.

Is there any chance they may actually meet?

[Butterfly Man]

Brownian Motion

Is there any chance they may actually meet?

Well, Avner flys out today through Honolulu ... and Martin is IN Honolulu so, yeah if you isolated the airport and applied Mandelbrot set principles you might see a massive red hot red nose bleed on Oahu ...

Does anyone know what happens when dark and light comedy collide?

[gav]

Yep, you get life.

[pixiejester]

Why A Town Crier Is What It's Call

I was doing a bit of work on Saturday for a shop, giving out leaflets. And the shop is in a retail park/inds est, and I'm thinking 'how is the town crier pose to do his job when there is only so many people about'
They're called town criers for a reason, you can't town cry in a retail park, people go to retail parks for a certain thing. In town you can shout at as many people who are out that day, and it'd be more then a retail park/inds est.
But they wanted us to go into the town centre and give out the leaflets.
That's why town criers are town criers and not 'I can cry anywhere you put me crier'

For other news I found this advert in my local newspaper.

'Parachute jumps for £20 - no strings attached'

[pixiejester]

Originally posted by Peter Voice
Go for it Pixiejester. Rumple did and every-one loved it.

PS. I can explain belly- button fluff.

I will

That's random, lets hear it.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Re: Brownian Motion

Originally posted by Butterfly Man
Does anyone know what happens when dark and light comedy collide?

Subarticulate matter surrounds the collision, bozons slip into quarklike redundancies, Douglas Adams tips his hat to Eddie, who rests in the time space continuum, and pigs fly.

[martin ewen]

Avner, I like the way he shelters his psychosis on stage, only revealing it in workshops.
He's a good clown, there are so few and you know I'm beginning to lose the stamina required to live my life making people I don't really care for laugh.



I am in fact in Honolulu, where can I find this Avner? I think imploding the universe could be my purpose.

Oh and a word to the wise, Robert needs assistance with training his pets so if you are visiting try attaching raw meat to your person and carrying a cattle prod.
Just arrive unannounced also, it's a Japanese tradition.

[Rachel Peters]

And I just bought this Dolce and Gabbana pork loin evening gown!
I'm booking a flight now!
(psst! nobody tell robert. i want it to be a surprise!)

I'm just trying to find a pair of matching panty hose and I'm out the door!

[pixiejester]

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I got myself a new lamp shade for my bedroom, and I thought I'd put it up to save my Dad the job. So I try and unscrew the lightbulb, and it didn't come out so I left it. I get my Dad to have a look and he tells me that to take the type I have it has to be pushed up then turn. I ended up breaking the bulb. But I now have a sazzy purple lamp shade.

What a Klutz