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Anna Nicole Smith
I never knew who she was before she died. Yeah she was a playboy girl but Hugh Heffner is 172 years old and he has a couple every month. I simply could not remember them all if I was interested.
Anna Nicole Smith though jumped on the death Bandwagon. She died and in doing so insulted the memory of all those millions of fine people who thought of it first.
Unable to ignore her in death, Taxi Trix, Dr Eric, Le Pire and several other religious idiots who beleive that their bit of the ethernet is a sacred and holy place jumped up and down and kicked up a fuss about nothing.
"Why should I tolerate her in Death!" Dr Eric screamed before turning a gun against his head and missing from point blank range.
"Not in my graveyard." Was the chant of NIMGYs the world over.
"Not in my crematorium." Shouted the pickets who were happy to burn back issues of playboy but not her body.
"Not in my mortuary."
"Not in my Lunchour."
"But definately in my wildest dreams." Said Pablo.
"Stop chasing windmills." Dr Eric shouted as he franticly waved his arms in an excited and circular motion.
"Bravo." Said Taxi.
"Pretentious!? Moi?" Said Rachel.
"Why don't you just ignore her." Jester asked
"Why don't you just ignore us not ignoring her." They all replied...
And thus Anna Nicoles Death become possibly the most acknowledged death on P'net.
Anna Nicole Smith though jumped on the death Bandwagon. She died and in doing so insulted the memory of all those millions of fine people who thought of it first.
Unable to ignore her in death, Taxi Trix, Dr Eric, Le Pire and several other religious idiots who beleive that their bit of the ethernet is a sacred and holy place jumped up and down and kicked up a fuss about nothing.
"Why should I tolerate her in Death!" Dr Eric screamed before turning a gun against his head and missing from point blank range.
"Not in my graveyard." Was the chant of NIMGYs the world over.
"Not in my crematorium." Shouted the pickets who were happy to burn back issues of playboy but not her body.
"Not in my mortuary."
"Not in my Lunchour."
"But definately in my wildest dreams." Said Pablo.
"Stop chasing windmills." Dr Eric shouted as he franticly waved his arms in an excited and circular motion.
"Bravo." Said Taxi.
"Pretentious!? Moi?" Said Rachel.
"Why don't you just ignore her." Jester asked
"Why don't you just ignore us not ignoring her." They all replied...
And thus Anna Nicoles Death become possibly the most acknowledged death on P'net.
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