Deprecate yourself blatantly here.

[Rachel Peters]

common now. Let him depricate. If we can't "one down" each other in this thread, where else do we have to do it? Let the man insult himself in peace.

PS: I stink!

[jester]

All I'm saying is I would have done a worse job of his life than he has. Whats wrong with a little healthy "One Downmanship."

I bet you don't stink as much as a bloke I had to work with yesterday... Phew! If anybody wants to know how bad my pavement art is they can email me and I'll send them a picture.

[Peter Voice]

Thank you Jester, for giving me this opportunity to point out, to newbies, wannabees, up and comers and even some established acts (esp. those that know me), a perfect demonstration of the use and value of shameless self promotion.

[theballoonman]

well,i had a really observant high school counsellor....
"Get yourself self employed as quickly as you can...you'll never hold a job."



'
from class clown to world class clown....
papa dada

ps. Your name is Vernon?

'

[Rachel Peters]

I have what seems to be microscopic shards of "nature's fiber glass" stuck in my throat and tongue. It's been two days since I ate the wrong part of a piece of grass.
I'm preparing for a hopeful trip to the woods of NOrthern Ontario later in August, for some serious wilderness survival and I I've been eating plants here and there, as I come across them.
Lesson loined with this one. I'll remember to not chew on that wheaty part of grass. I feel like a dog who's attacked a porkupine. ...stupid.

[Butterfly Man]

my mother said it best ...

"Bobby, you could have been at least a dentist."

[Rachel Peters]

Has anyone else ever gotten Crazy Glue on their tongue?
It feels horrible. Really horrible.

[Schuyler]

You know, I think that I could almost make it, if I didn't lack grace, finesse and talent.

[Kim]

Crazy Glue... yeah... I repaired a set of fake teeth with the stuff an hour before showtime... it didn't dry properly, and I spent 15 minutes desperately swilling saliva around my mouth trying to keep them from becoming a permanent fixture...

[jeep caillouet]

super glue

Any body that knows me knows that I've been super gluing my teeth in for years!