Intelligence and Juggling

[Dan, a balloon man]

Yes, but you can't pass a hat for masturbating (well maybe you can, I just keep gettting arrested)

But what I think we all want to know is....

If the left side of Rachel's brain left Chicago on a train travelling at 60 miles/hour headed for San Francisco and the right side of her brain left New York on a scooter travelling 100 miles/hour headed for San Francisco and the left side of her brain had a 3 hour head start.....would I still get arrested for masturbating in public??

[Schuyler]

To be fair one does have to question why anybody would want to throw objects that are sharp, on fire, or sharp AND on fire at themselves repeatedly.

[Seadawg]

For Sale:
'3 slightly used performance chainsaws.
Never used to cut wood... small blood stains.
Call 1-800-IMA DumbShit and ask for "Stumpy"

[Seadawg]

For Sale:
'3 slightly used performance chainsaws.
Never used to cut wood... small blood stains.
Call 1-800-IMA DumbShit and ask for "Stumpy"