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I am getting married this july seventh and I thought In would let every body give me there reason a street preformer should stay single. This is not cold feet. I just thought it would be interesting to see what you all would say. toddvarious.
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Ask your fiance -
she knows why and is happy I am not. she was the one that said " I wonder what the other performers would say if you asked them that?"Comment
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cheaper and easier to travel to all those exotic places you've always wanted to go, and then once you're there you can have guilt free sex with who ever you please.
Besides that, being single is also a great way to find a place to 'stay' and quite often 1 or more girls will ask you out for drinks or dinner after the show.
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I'm married and it's only very very rarely that I miss the former lifestyle that I have described above.
marriage is much cooler than I had ever imaginedComment
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Funny you should mention that.Every-one should watch their drawers!
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In some places they deem you to be incompetent if you have a mental capacity less than 50%. since my wife is 100% competent and I am a complete friggin idiot that keeps us just above the "marital" 50% average of competency. It may not be a great system, but it is one that has worked for over 20 yars for us.
although, my wife has been heard to say, "Just this once could you please take this a little bit seriously..."
Yours Aye,
the SeadawgComment
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look on the bright side
If you get divorced she only gets 1/2 a microphone, 1/2 an amp, etc......Comment
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right on!
we are getting a prenup. there is no way she is getting my cups but she all ready has my balls.Comment
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