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[jesus]

Learning new juggling tricks at 38 just isnt as much fun as it was at 18.
Back then I would hang out with friends, cranking Metallica and drinking 40's of Mickeys.
Now I just stand in the barn and do the trick over and over all alone except for the country music on the radio.
Fuck me, I am getting old.

[Frisbee]

maybe you should listen to Johnny Cash's Metallica cover songs...

Also switch to Minnie's...Mickey is so old school

[Seadawg]

I can relate...
Being an old fart and relatively new to the performing game, I often spend lonely hours practising and rehearsing...

As long as my teenagers don't holler out..."Dad's downstairs playing with himself again..." I should be OK...