Hey I got in a fight!! Heh heh

[Peter Voice]

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Martin I'd try and throw in a reference/comparison to a "root canal", skillfully used this can weaken even the strongest opponent, if only momentarily. I can almost feel other p.netters wince just reading this here and it hasn't even been applied. Not a "coup de grace" but will give the audience a twisted thrill.

"at the Emperor's Banquet, he is the guest with only one chopstick"

"has the social skills of a ferret on crystal-meth"

" it would take a proctologist to track that sort of logic" ( I was going to use that one in the Mike Patrick thread but it was sort of like sewing a silk purse to a pig's head).

[Rachel Peters]

I like my friends

My good friend, Rachael has two favourite phrases she pulls out when arguing with men who are obviously trying to prove themselves. They've sort of become her catch phrases, and she pulls them off beautifully:

"Don't get your panties in a wad."

and when applicable,

"Why don't you pull your balls out of your purse."

Nothing emasculates better than a good, verbal kick to the crotch.

I personally, enjoy the use of the word, "sarchasm" (the gap that lies between the person making the joke and the person not getting it.)
I've used it once on this forum, and I don't think I've ever used it elsewhere. ...I should more.

Note: Friend, Rachael, is the only person I've ever known to win a confrontation by punching another woman in the boob. She's an amazing woman.

[Peter Voice]

Is any-one else having trouble with the link to Martin's engagement in the Arena of Death?

[Hunter]

The good father was engaging in illegal activities on the board and as such was banned. Winsome is the winner by default of not being an ass. Congrats - but I was hoping for some more blood...

[Peter Voice]

Do I sit here broken-hearted?
Was it really over before it started?
I've spent the week waiting for blood
with guts and gore mixed with mud.

Now I sit wishing Jester would write
or I could really make Martin bite.
I've been sadistically waiting to wince
as a mung bean turned The Father to mince.

I waited for the disembowelling,
the sound of distant cyber howling
but instead I wonder when I'll next
see a ritual slaughter by Martin's text.


Poo, bugger, bum, I'm disappointed. My ISP has had problems for days and I'm pissed off I missed it.
Congrats Martin, sorry 'bout the poem.

I'm going to go and put smilies on all my posts now.

[Rachel Peters]

Here's my desire: That the Winsomecowboy might finish excercising his creative energies here, in this thread instead. And we (any "we" who so desires) could play his victims.
Someone start a fight!

Everyone gather 'round in the playground and start chanting! "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
Back up, everyone. Back up the circle.
Martin needs space.

[Hunter]

He's at it again!

I found father pat's new job . He can change his name but he can't mask his winning attitude.

[gav]

Rachel, what are you requesting

So you want Martin to 'fight someone hey?
Well I'll see if he bites at this. Don't expect me to continue though becxause me no god wit wordz.

Martin, you are nothing but a guy who comes to a party gets rotten drunk and falls asleep on the couch and wets his pants in the night !!!!!