National Geographic--IS IT REAL?

[Peter Voice]

"Pop Rocks" can be fun.

[Stephon]

Although I am a fan of Cap'n Crunch, I always had a problem with the rough texture irritating the roof of my mouth.

I can't imagine what it would do to my delicate privatage. (Well, I can, but I don't like it)

I should clarify that I do not happen to have a rape fantasy.

[jesus]

The Cap'n

Dosen't the rough texture of Cap'n Crunch also provide an easy way to scratch the back of your neck, Stephon?
From the inside?

[Stephon]

The opening shot has been fired.