Whats the oddest thing you've had in the hat?

[Frisbee]

I recently got an amazing oragami octagonal box, I do not even know how many pieces of paper it used but it was quite a bit.

When it was given to me the creator said, if I do not like it I can throw it out, but before I do be sure to open it...and inside was a 20$....

[Isabella]

Hat stuff

We keep a list of this in our program when we do indoor shows...

A watermelon (more beside the hat than in it)
Bag of weed
2 pound bag of beef jerky
3 Memberships to S&M club
Massages (the real deal, licensed therapist)

I'm sure there's more.

We're in Alaska right now, getting meals bought for us by lonely lumberjacks...

Allison Williams
Aerial Angels

[J-P]

Lots of condoms, pot, speed, acid and one E.
Chocolate, christmas cake, beer, fruit. Still not strange.
Silver Bracelet - my favorite - gold watch in feb, movie tickets, friendship amulet last month and I'm sure there's more I can't remember but, the strangest has to be in 2001

- A Razor Scooter with the comment "Does your kid have one of these?"

[jester]

Just had to official figure for my hat during the world record attempt. We raised over £3,300 in total but in the hat itself...

£1275.36p

Not bad, and my Dad thinks I didn't hat enough and could have made a lot more...

Hmm maybe I will do it again..

Jonathan

[lucky john]

a box of microwave minute rice....
like rice in a minute isn't fast enough

[UCO]

Shrunken Head, and a pickled pigs foot.

[toddvarious]

a shady tip

I was doing a show in scotland and got a lapshade from a student that was moving.

[Evan Young]

I got a small toy seal one day. (observe the audience member's humerous comment on my balancing skills)

[gav]

once i got a business card from a woman
I didn't look at it untill I counted my hat later.
Turns out it was for a tantric sex retreat in Italy.

[Doctor Eric]

-a "simpson's" graphic novel in a bag with a pound of saltwater taffy
-a $10 Tower Records gift card
-business card from a bail bondsman
-a $200 tip
-costume jewelry
-an unopened can of Budweiser
-a Hare Krishna book
-those fake $100 bills from the bible thumpers
-peepshow coins
-and pot, cocaine, phone numbers, and odd notes

[Doctor Eric]

I've also gotten empty cans of beer, but I don't work on 4th of July anymore

[Nymphetamine]

I've been getting lots of American money lately, like a few bucks every time I go out. It's cool because I have about $20 US now, just have to go to the bank and exchange it for CAD.

And lots of garbage. Nothing gross, but empty cigarette packs and such.

A little girl tried to give us her doll the other day. It was sweet. (of course we gave it back to her)

[Guy]

two dollar bills, folded into little hats, some of the best origami I have ever seen!
I 'm glad they had something to entertain them while they watched the show!

[Nabber]

I got a live frog that's the oddist thing I've gotten so far.

[jesus]

Not in my hat, but...

This didn't get tossed in my hat, it is an email that came thru my site yesterday.
But I think it is SUPER odd.

Hello,
I know sword swallowing is dangerous, but could you give me some info on swallowing a plastic tube? I have a good reason to do so, it's for "tube feeding", I have just had vocal cord surgery!

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