some new gags

[Lee Nelson]

anyone know any classic street performer gags

Ie


Q. What do you call a street performer without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

Q. How do you know your marrying a street performer?

A. The wedding is on a Tuesday in winter.


Q. How do you know your dating a street performer?

A. He pays for your abortion in loose change.


Q. What does a street performer use for contraception?

A. Qualitex 260Q


there must be more than this.....

[gav]

Q.How many street performers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A. 7. one to change the light bulb, and 6 others to say " I use to do that back in 93 "

[Eric SomethingElse]

Q.How many street performers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A.One but he needs 6 volunteers to get on the pole

[jester]

Did you hear about the totally original street performer who used only his own lines...?

Of course not... he doesn't exist!

[Lee Nelson]

Q. Whats the best thing about dating a street performer?

A. At the end you can just drop him off on the corner.


(my girlfriend told me this one!!)

[scot]

why couldn't the idiot make any tips? He hatted with a visor.