Evan?

[Rachel Peters]

Maybe you guys can figure out what to do with this.
So far it's only managed to entertain me while staring into the bathroom mirror.
Step #0: Buy a bulk box of denture tablets.
Step #1: take as many denture cleaning tablets as you can fit in your mouth out of the package.
Step #2: put them in your mouth.
Step #3: add a dash of water. No need to shake.
Step #4: wait.

Watch as your face becomes a veritable, green volcano.

Maybe this is something for Evan.

I thought it might be a painful challenge, because at first contact the tablets sting with fizziness, but they're not really painful after that first sting. ...they do taste a little bit like chlorine, which makes me think that it may not be exactly healthy, but then neither are multiple eggs, I'm sure.

I wish I could think of something constructive to DO with it.

(My other more recent challenge has been with wasabe. Not just "can you down it", but can you down it with company present, and no one noticing. no faces, no cringing. ...just consuming it as if it were sweet, green pudding. ...but my sushi never comes with enough wasabe to warrent a real "challenge".)

I'm aquiring quite a few personal inside jokes, just between me and me. I think I'm spending a little too much time alone.

[Rachel Peters]

...if only i had thought of the 'human denture volcano' during my junior high science fair days.

[Evan Young]

I'll see what I can do with that.

[Stephon]

He likes it!

I actually do something very much like that in my sideshow act; it involves an urban legend about the death of a famous child actor.

[Rachel Peters]

cool.

...Today I decided to back off from my wasabe challenge.

My mouth was fine, but I believe I did some minor damage to my stomach lining. That's a pain I don't want to experience again.
I ended up taking a three hour nap on my producer's couch.
I just woke up and feel like jello.

[Rachel Peters]

Stephon -- very much like the denture tablets or the wasabe?

[martin ewen]

Wasabe

I watched once, at a party, as a woman picked up a large potato chip while busy talking, and scooped up a hunk of wasabe, presumably thinking it was avocado dip.
I suppose I could have dived across the table and saved her but I didn't, I just watched.
She hardly chewed, swallowed, kept chatting confidently, then stopped. She then got this brilliant ominous expression (sort of like 'whats that noise?)
Then her eyes rolled back into her head and she collapsed.

[Rachel Peters]

Do you feel guilty now, for not having lept across the table?

so , I suppose, in a way, I won the challenge... by not collapsing right away. It took me a good hour to reach the point of, "I really need to lay down".

know what stinks? Nobody feels sympathy for someone who hurts themselves knowingly eating toxic food-stuffs. As far as most people know, I'm just not feeling well.

It's good to know what I'm capable of consuming, I suppose.

Some day I'll tell the dinosaur pill story. ...you know those spongy dinosaurs that come in pill form and expand in warm water??