pick-up lines

[Magrat2005]

I'll edit this later

[Rachel Peters]

From a song (spoken like Barry White):

"Hey, girl. You don't look half bad. What'd you do, take a shower or something? Use some bath salts? Anyway, you smell like apricots..."

[gav]

this one's popular in england

'fancy a shag ? '

[Rachel Peters]

So, folks in England give away carpets to people they like. huh. What an interesting culture.

Wide-eyed and innocent,
Ratchel Peters.

[jester]

Hey luv. Fancy going halves on a bastard?

[jester]

Crap Line: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Answer: Unfertilized thank you.

[Magrat2005]

Rach, did you want these for something? or was it just a thread for us to post in and amuse ourselves?

[Rachel Peters]

amusement.

It's become much like my fascination with chimps and the Olsen Twins.

[Magrat2005]

ok,

I've never actually been chatted up, I've seen some good pick up lines on the bet, one I like is 'If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?'

[jester]

Thats not a chat up line. It's a song by the doobie brothers. The song is as bad as the line.

[Magrat2005]

it's better than your two last post, Jesta. at least if someone said that to me I wouldn't smack them

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Rachel Peters
amusement.

It's become much like my fascination with chimps and the Olsen Twins.

chimps are soooo sweet, and I love the Mary-Kate and Ashleigh!!!

[jester]

I once walked up to a girl about 12 years ago and said:

"Wow. Are you wearing that new wonder bra, or were they really expensive." She blushed, laughed, brought me a drink and assured me they were 100% natural. So I said:

"I wish I didn't believe you so I could demand that you prove it." She kissed me on the cheek and walked away to her friends. She waved when she left the pub.

I was wearing bells at the time. It's why I never got slapped.

[Rachel Peters]

"Say, are you homeless? Looking for a place to stay tonight?"

[le pire]

Rachel,

I recall some pick up lines headed your way on this very forum...

Does the name 'Barry' ring a bell?

http://www.performers.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=29480#post29480