Jester is a toaster oven

[scot]

Anyone care to support me in this movement?

[Patrick Kelly]

Watch out Jester, Scot is attracted to shiny objects!

[gav]

I'm not sure.
I need to pitch jester a question to test the reality of your statement.

Jester, can you make a crumpet perfectly golden brown and crispy by placing it inside you ?

[jester]

Wholegrain Crumpets

Wholegrain Crumpets with bran would certainly help Scot with his movements.

I just tried to put a crumpet inside me and I am proud to say that my mouth is big enough to hold the crumpet for several minutes without damaging it in anyway.

However, it was not crispy or golden brown. Sorry Gav, you'll have to use a real one.

[Magrat2005]

Re: Wholegrain Crumpets

Originally posted by jester


I just tried to put a crumpet inside me and I am proud to say that my mouth is big enough to hold the crumpet for several minutes without damaging it in anyway.

he didnt state where to put it...

[scot]

I'm sure the crumpet at least came out brown.

Please note, this thread is not set up as the greatest insult to Jester. It's a place for you to base your views of his toasterhood on anything he's posted on this site.

EG: did you ever notice how his posts never come out just right, they're either too light or too dark.

[jester]

Originally posted by scot
did you ever notice how his posts never come out just right, they're either too light or too dark.

You have a glittering career as a literary critic ahead of you Scot. You're spelling is good, and your analogies are superb! However, my toast is always covered in bright and beautiful beans....

[scot]

you have a lot of potential for typing.

[jester]

Yes, but NOT stereotyping. Maybe stereophonic audio-typing but not stereotyping.

[Evan Young]

Qoutes from Jester:

"But that doesn't mean kids should not understand what fat is or joke about it. Acknowledgement is not Malice."

from thread http://www.performers.net/forums/sho...&threadid=3430

Had a girl work for me two years ago who didn't get on holiday camps or any other summer jobs she applied for because she was "too fat."

Actually, she was broad, wide, short for her weight, but she wasn't really fat and she did present herself really nicely. Had her barely a week when she got a job presenting with a film company. They were filming us at an event (they made training videos and commissioned films) and she so impressed them (and gave them a card and some sweet talk). Now I see her sometimes on late night strange documentaries. When she came to me she was so grateful for the work and her self esteem had been bashed a bit. But she could juggle and unicycle and stuff quite nicely.

from thread http://www.performers.net/forums/sho...&threadid=4341

quotes are taken slightly out of context, but are still relivant.

I believe this supports Scot's theory about Jester being a toaster.

[jester]

Would you mind explaining why the two statements are incompatible with each other then?

I think telling a girl she's too fat to work at a holiday camp (actually I'm pleased to say that most companies have no problem with overweight youngsters) is malicious. Acknowledging that somebody is overweight is not malicious. The point here is about context and malice.

But I do remember the original debate and it did make me think and review my opinion on that very subject.

None the less. I am definately a toaster. Am I one of those expensive silver ones or a cheap white one?

[gav]

biege 70s style

[jester]

Ouch.

Gav. You really know how to insult a guy... Ouch! I'm the electrical appliance answer to a safari suit?