I heard.....

[Magrat2005]

I heard that Jesta wasn't really a jester and is in fact a clown.....a very bad clown.

[jester]

I heard that Magrat had absolutely no clue as to how to deeply offend a jester.

[Magrat2005]

I heard that Jesta's show has a part in it entitle 'This is your life' which is bout three hours longs and he bores people with his life story

[Frisbee]

Ending the debate of her identity, Magrats last post is proof that she indeed has a period

so I hear

[Rachel Peters]

I heard that Frisbee's name has nothing to do with the throwing disk, but eludes to a painful family secret... he's a well disguised bumble bee (with an afro -- hence the "frizz"), living in a human society. He's adjusted well, considering he's an arthropod with six legs and a wing-wielding thorax (that by all scientific evidence should not allow him to fly, when body-mass to wing span is calculated). He hides his secret fairly well... but his dead give-away is that whenever someone stops to ask him directions, he dances it out in the form of the Charleston, with a windmill grand-finale.

[jesus]

I heard that Rachel is once again gainfully employed and no longer has the time to post long well thought out scientifically worded mildly amusing "I heard" stories.

[charlatan_mudo]

I heard that jesus has yet to come for the first time

[jester]

I heard that charlaton mundos home page was written in Mandarin and you need to download the microsoft language pack before you can get any of the jokes...

[charlatan_mudo]

I heard that jester used to score perfect results during spelling exams when still in school.

PS Me ain´t got no home page... And no away-page either.

[jester]

I heard that Charlatan_mudo will be cheering for Chelsea and Jose Mohrinho in tonights all important Champions League 2nd Leg.

[jesus]

Slow News Day

I heard that Jester ghost authored a book and hired Robert and Gazzo to claim they each wrote it in an effort to create controversy and spur sales.

[Marcus Wilson]

I heard that its that time of year again when jesus gets bored and starts looking for work as a grease monkey.

[Stephon]

I heard (but they didn't)

I heard there are people driving by Gallaudet University (for the deaf) and honking their horns to show support for the protesting students.

Seriously.

[Daniel Craig]

I heard Stephon had to stop wearing his fake turban as it resulted in unwarranted racial slurs.

[Stephon]

I heard that Daniel mocked Stephon for being a dope and not following the rules of this thread.