I heard.....

[gav]

I heard that I was deaf.

[Evan Young]

I heard that Gav read, understood, and followed the rules of this game.

[gav]

I heard rules were made to be broken, kinda like Evans eggs which he keeps packaged in cotton wool neatly tucked inside his underwear.

[Doctor Eric]

I heard the Gav was raised by renegade Ahmish, locked in a prefabricated shed from Sears and was force-fed lukewarm Alpo via wrist-rocket.

[jester]

I heard Dr Eric was a real bonafide Doctor who specialised in treating Jigsaw Puzzle addiction.

[Magrat2005]

I heard that there's a girl who know's both Jesta and Etienne, and would properly know the anwers to this:

I heard that Jester has an enormous penis that he uses with great sensitivity and control.

[Scot Free]

i heared magrat2005 exists somewhere outside of jesters' head.

[Magrat2005]

I heard that scot had something in his head...

[jester]

I heard that Magrat wants to give Scot head.

[Magrat2005]

I heard that Jesta is actually funny....in real life

[Doctor Eric]

I heard that Magrat began life as a malformed sperm that repeatedly banged against the cervical wall singing "Ob La Di, Ob La Da, Life Goes On...." in a high tenor until the help of an Ovaltine filled turkey baster happened along and propelled the poor attrition-destined half life into fertilization.

[Frisbee]

I heard that Dr. Eric loves ovaltine, but only the chocolate flavor.

[le pire]

I heard Frisbee is moving to Milwaukee.

[jester]

I heard your orange suit is made out of your prison clothes and that you are in fact on the run having committed an obscene act with a tuba in a public lavotory..

[jester]

update update....


The actual offence was playing "Ob la di Ob la da Life goes on....." and your defence was you were playing this to help a constipated Dr Eric....