Canonized

[Rachel Peters]

If you were canonized today, what would you be the parton saint of?
There's already a Patron Saint of Lost Causes, so I don't know what I would be.

Anyone?

[Butterfly Man]

St. Expidito!

The Patron Saint of Lost luggage and Unclaimed Freight

[pablo]

St. Tomaro

The Patron Saint of Procrastinators.

Tomaro, Tomaro
I love you Tomaro
You're always a day away.

[Rachel Peters]

got one.

Due to my cooking skills, I am now

Sister Rachel Catherine, Patron Saint of Salmonela.

People will build porcelain shrines and present projectile offerings.

[jester]

The patron saint of argumentative bastards!

[Rachel Peters]

The most unpopular saint.

Sister Rachel Dwayne, Patron Saint of Ear Wigs and Rotting Lettuce.

[jayrodin]

I dunno what mine would be but perhaps we should come up with a few others for Jester. Brainstorm a little you know?