Life Lessons Learned.

[Rachel Peters]

Learned:

Avoid wearing steel-toed boots at the airport.

[Rachel Peters]

That dirty man on the street corner -- be sure to look IN his cup before lovingly tossing your change into it. ...he could just be a dirty man, drinking coffee. You don't do that more than twice.

[peersET]

it's easy making monkeys ...

all you need is a goodlooking monkey that you can borrow for a few hours.

[Butterfly Man]

think before you ink

don't share a pitch with Bill Furgeson

don't share a towel with Alex Dandridge

don't show your jokebook to Gazzo

[stickman]

"LOCK" the motorhome door, when going to sleep in Florida!

Crystal Meth junkies screaming incorherant nonsence into your face might be a good alarm clock, but I'd rather sleep in.

Stickman

[Alice_Of_Hearts]

Pizza only ever sticks to the roof long enough for the WRONG person to walk through the door!
-Don't ask me how I learned that one!

[Alice_Of_Hearts]

When learning a new trick, you will only get it perfect when no one is watching.

[caricatureguy]

uh-

Don't sign your name to the drawing of Muhammad wearing a turban shaped as a lit bomb.

WTF is up with these guys? Burning things and shouting death threats... muslims are normally such peaceful, rational people.

[le pire]

Re: uh-

Originally posted by caricatureguy
and shouting death threats... muslims are normally such peaceful, rational people.

I know this is off topic... but the most violent protests are in LEBANON and the demonstrations were meant to be peaceful then turned ugly. Of the 137 people or so arrested the majority were Syrian, then Palestinian and then Pakistani. In short- mostly foreigners who are causing trouble. Syria has been doing it's best to destabelize Lebenon since before their military was forced to withdrawl (assasinations, for example) and this was yet another attempt. These are EXTREMIST radicals and do not speak for the majority of muslims. I could go on here because their is a lot of background and history, maybe later in a more appropriate place.




back on topic...

If you are going to riot, do it in someone else's neighborhood.


etienne

[jester]

10,000 steps a day is not guarantee you won't put on weight.

Weighing in at 14 stone plus for the first time in my life. Ok Excercise is doing me some good, but now I've actually got to stop eating all this lurverly fooooood.

[caricatureguy]

also...

Don't go hunting with Dick Cheney...

Clinton got impeached when he accidentally shot that girl in the face...

[jester]

If you insult islam you get protected if you express an unpleasant and stupid opinion on history and insult judaism you go to jail 17 years later.

David Irving. Unusual historian - using prejudice and convenience of motive as evidence (rather than the physical relics like Auschwitz and Belsen) to hypothesise that the holocaust was a figment of our imagination....

Today jailed in Austria for 3 years having publicly expressed his right wing beleifs in 1989.

We should jail lunatics if they say things like "The sea is pink with blue stripes." or "The Moon is in fact the reflection in the sky of Bognor Regis at night."

[Rachel Peters]

intelligence and wisdom are not synonymous.

[jester]

Originally posted by Rachel Peters
intelligence and wisdom are not synonymous.

But those who are both are usually anonymous...

[Rachel Peters]

Tasty Lesson Learned

Vegetable oil and Sunlight dish soap look a little alike, but taste a lot different.

Sincerely, Rachel Peters.