LA to Nomadic

[scot]

Two jugglers want a ride to Nomadic Juggling fest from downtown LA. What is keeping you from helping them. Write a 30 word essay and send it to:
Scot Nery
scot@juggle.com
or call and recite it to:
415-871-9699

NOTE: if your essay is under 30 words, you will be required to drive us.
Scot Nery and Remy Holwick

[gav]

I can't string 30 words together, but I will say that juggling sucks, and jugglers are the most boring people you could ever give a lift to. I know, I picked 1 up hitchhiking once.

[scot]

suckaz!

[gav]

wow, I didn't know you could speak Croatian, thanks for the compliment.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Though I like a juggling convention as much as the next guy, well, less, that is, than most people who go, I find that there are frogs in my basement.

[Rob Torres]

Looking for Ilene

after the tragic accident I was left disfigured and forced to hop my way around. Now with one leg and just one stump I can’t drive my manual transmission car.

[jesus]

Sorry...

I asked for the time off from Jiffy Lube but he told me I needed to give him more notice for time off, he cant juggle the scheduel around me.

[gav]

seems everyone has an excuse, and I was just being honest.
I'll try to be more creative next time, but it's not really my strong point.

[Peter Voice]

I was going to fly over and hire a car, it sounds such fun. Then I got a toothache and thought, hey, a root-canal will be cheaper and my dentist funnier.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Originally posted by gav
seems everyone has an excuse, and I was just being honest.
I'll try to be more creative next time, but it's not really my strong point.

Neither is counting.

[Barry]

35 or 26?

the first one preempts him from going, but the second essay doesn´t...man, it is a long drive from zagreb to LA to pick the geezer up!!! and i have to add these words to get out of it myself

[gav]

he he

I'll have you know that it was 33 Barry. You counted numbers as words. That's just a technicality.
I was wondering when someone would pick up on that.
Well done taxi.

[Barry]

is a numeric representation of a word, a word?

right, i am going to have to have a serious talk with my word document program. and because i have absolutely no interest in going to the city of the angels right now. i included the last half sentence. you are a hair splitter, buddy. cheers oh spotted one

[scot]

We now conclude the essay opt-out session. I got a ride and a place to stay in one. The festival was fun. The juggling wasn't all boring and I performed.

[Barry]

cool

thanks scott, that was fun