Boredom

[jesus]

I hate when I keep checking back, counting on all of you to lend a spark to my evening and no one has writen.

[gav]

don't you have a wife and kids ?
Maybe you should get a night job.

[martin ewen]

And on the 8th day god created boredom

And jesus doth spake and he cried out, "I'm bored."
And the skys darkened and the earth trembled and all the people were terribly apprehensive and doth doubled their insurance (hoping that acts of God were not in fact acts of God if it was his only son in human form doing the damage)
But then Jesus cried out, "It's OK I've found the remote."
Or perhaps gazed at Mary (not his mum, the other one, the whore) and imagined Galaxies plunging into black holes and trains entering tunnels and corks popping.
Or perhaps he cried out unto his father, "Why have you forsaken me? I'm bored." And a vast voice boomed from the heavens breaking windows and setting off car alarms and thus spake.
"When we were young we made our own entertainment."


Happy?

[jesus]

You just made jesus' day!