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One fine day when I was performing in Burlington VT.
I was presenting my trick, "I'm going to juggle these three torches on top of this rola bola", when a bum with a shopping cart carrying a bycycle pushed his way to the front row of my circle on my left. Noticing this unusual sight I tagged my sentence with, "I'm going to juggle that shopping cart on fire", which got a solid laugh from the audience.
The bum retorted with something I couldn't understand, so I laughed and started busting out the stock bum lines like, "welcome to Burlington", "Dad I thought I told you to wait in the car", etc.
Once I had worn out that interaction I went on with the show, until about five minuets later a full roll of toilet paper came flying into the center of my circle. I looked at it a little shocked, grinned and said, "I think I just got TP'd". The audience burst into a laugh. Then, as I looked at the bum he said loud and clear "I'm a comedian too". He got a laugh and an applause and then he left shortly after that.
I thought it was really funny.
I was presenting my trick, "I'm going to juggle these three torches on top of this rola bola", when a bum with a shopping cart carrying a bycycle pushed his way to the front row of my circle on my left. Noticing this unusual sight I tagged my sentence with, "I'm going to juggle that shopping cart on fire", which got a solid laugh from the audience.
The bum retorted with something I couldn't understand, so I laughed and started busting out the stock bum lines like, "welcome to Burlington", "Dad I thought I told you to wait in the car", etc.
Once I had worn out that interaction I went on with the show, until about five minuets later a full roll of toilet paper came flying into the center of my circle. I looked at it a little shocked, grinned and said, "I think I just got TP'd". The audience burst into a laugh. Then, as I looked at the bum he said loud and clear "I'm a comedian too". He got a laugh and an applause and then he left shortly after that.
I thought it was really funny.