D#?k and P@#sy jokes, only the crude need apply.

[Doctor Eric]

"By the way, i was encouraging erics creativity. couldn't you see that?"

Put your helmet on when you say that, try to AT LEAST stay in character.

"It's so crime ridden, it lower's the property value of his hair."

THAT'S funny.

[scot]

Gav's liver is so green and full of holes, he has to chase off gofers and golfers

It's so big, its receptionist is Indian

When frat boys say "I wanna tap that!" they're talking about his midriff

It's so depresssing it's featured in the brochure for kervorkian

it's so leaky, lapdancers get seasick

it's so granitic, it could hold up his pole

it's so pointy, he slit his wrist while making love

it's so annoying, he can't even retain water

it's so persian, all his pee is gold and his turds are bedazzled.

It's so poor, it recycles newspaper

[Doctor Eric]

Gav's dick is so small, it's not allowed to ride on his nuts.

Scot's cock is so lonely, it writes heartfelt emails to Oprah.

Martin's cock is so diseased, Karen Silkwood feels sorry for it.

[gav]

erics gun is so small, it actualy makes his penis look big in comparison.

my jokes are such a disaster, that george bush just played guitar.

[Doctor Eric]

"my jokes are such a disaster, that george bush just played guitar."

what?!?

Okay, I explained that I'm not very smart, you're gonna have to break that one down for me.

Gav's jokes are so simple, they should all be drowned at birth.

[gav]

well you see here in croatia it was reported that when everybody else was trying to do something about the disaster in NO GW was off playing guitar somewhere. I guess that just wasn't reported everywhere. Bit like your baby jesica, hey?
I'm giving up on this, I don't realy do this verbal comedy thing. Painfuly obvious I would think.
I should have quit after u clapped twice for the 'flaming cock' line.

[Doctor Eric]

Baby Jessica was reported all over the world, it was just 15 years ago, and non americans probably didn't care as much.

[Spike McGuire]

I love it when you call me big papa.

[gav]

Well, croatia was just starting to be attacked by serbia at that point, so I'm pretty sure there were more important things in the news. You americans think that the whole world cares about every little thing tha goes on there, it's just not so.

[scot]

You foreigners make generalisations about Americans

[Doctor Eric]

"You americans think that the whole world cares about every little thing tha goes on there, it's just not so."

Watch who you're calling American, buddy. Post a joke, dammit.

[J-P]

This thread's so lame only Jesus can help.

J-P

[Stephon]

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Originally posted by J-P
This thread's so lame only Jesus can help.

Now there's a guy with a big dick: it's so big entire parishes go down on their knees for him.

[J-P]

Now That's Funny!