D#?k and P@#sy jokes, only the crude need apply.

[Doctor Eric]

You know, I may not be very smart, but I do write dirty jokes in volume.

I wrote about fifty dick and pussy jokes the other nite...

Have fun.

Scot Nery's pussy is so big, Geraldo filmed a special in it.

No one watched it.

Martin's pussy is so big, the Spice Girls went on tour in it, and never had an argument.

Lynneski's pussy is so big, it covered up the Kennedy assassination.

Stephon's pussy is so big, his labia are a rip in the fabric of time and space.

Butterfly Man's pussy is so big, it bends light.

Peter Voice's pussy is so big, there are 4 Nazis hiding in it, and they have the Ark of the Covenant.

[Doctor Eric]

Jester's pussy is so big, I dropped a boulder in it, and it incinerated upon entering the atmosphere of his cervix.

Jim's pussy is so big, he installed a Russian missle silo in it.

Steven Ragatz's pussy is so big, Stephen Hawking remains perplexed by it's existence.

Worldwidese's pussy is so big, she put out the Southern California forest fires with it.

[Doctor Eric]

Lynneski's pussy is so big, I tied her to the train tracks once and she caught an Amtrak in it.

Gav's pussy is so big, 100 million years ago it was a Red Giant that went supernova.

Pablo's pussy is so big, he smuggles entire Mexican families across the border in it.

Butterfly Man's pussy is so big, 126 fireman fell to their deaths trying to pull baby Jessica out of it.

Martin's pussy is so big, Enron execs hid Eighty-Three Million Dollars in it.

So far the government hasn't found it.

Neither have the guys that hid it.

[Doctor Eric]

For those in need of positive reinforcement...

Taxi's dick is so big, he knocked up a galaxy.

Stephon's dick is so big, he keeps it at Area 51.

Spike's dick is so big, it shot Biggie Smalls.

Etienne's dick is so big, when he rolls over in the morning, the tide comes in.

Jester's dick is so big, it holds three seats on the senate.

Robert's dick is so small, George Bush declared war on it.

[Stephon]

Re: For those in need of positive reinforcement...

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
Stephon's dick is so big, he keeps it at Area 51.

Yea, but no one's ever seen it, and some question whether it's ever existed at all.

[gav]

erics pussy is so big that you can put all our pussies inside it, but still it's not big enough to contain his ego !

[Doctor Eric]

::yawn::

Try harder, I know you can.

Gav's pussy is so bloody, it make's up 75% of his monthly income.

[gav]

gavs pussy is so bloody , he has to use erics head as a tampon.
ps. I yawned at all of yours as well.
especially that last one.

[Doctor Eric]

Then why are you bothering?

And !@#? you you lying piece of !@#?, the baby Jessica joke is GOLD!

P.S. Just because you're too worked up to see the irony, I never said they were good, I said I write them in volume.

Sometimes white people really annoy me. No fun. At least your last one had some emotion behind it. You're getting the hang of it.

[gav]

just killing time, and if you could see me right now, you would see I'm about as far from 'worked up' as is possible. Which is more than I can say about you judging from your response.
Who the fuck is baby jesica?
We don't all live in the microcosm called the US.

[Doctor Eric]

Get back to the point and post a dick joke. This isn't about your tiny little emotions. It's about dumb, crude jokes, for the love of dumb, crude humor.

[gav]

erics pussy was so big that when processed and turned into kulen it managed to feed everyone in slavonia for decades.

see, now that is funny here in croatia, but I doubt you know what kulen is or where slavonia is either.

and, you're the one who made it about my emotions. perhaps you don't read what you write.

[scot]

Eric's navel's so big, he's gotta wear a belt so his legs don't fall in.

It's so dirty, Courtney Love would vaccuum it.

It's so deep, he can't tuck in his shirt tail.

It's so high, you can't see his necklace.

It's so discolored, someone threw a brick through his shirt.

It moves when he walks like it's chewing on a spring.

It smells so bad, it make sea gulls hungry

It has more food in it than my couch

His stretchmarks look like the the scratches a kid doctor's doorway.

It's so crime ridden, it lower's the property value of his hair.

I watched 8 mile before I saw this post. I think it's funny Eric. Keep it up. I hope Gav's comments don't turn you toward a lifestyle devoid of creativity.

[scot]

I like the ark joke.

[gav]

scots ears are so big that when ever he has forward momentum he's collecting frequent flyer points.
By the way, i was encouraging erics creativity. couldn't you see that?