Weird Photo...

[Daniel Craig]

Today I was hammering out a show and someone who I assumed to be in the audience asked to take a photo of my case. A little curious but I didn't think much of it- The front of my case has a label that says "THE DAN SHOW" on it, I assumed he wanted to take a picture of the case to complete a series of pictures he took of the show.

He then asked a child to move out of the way so his shadow wasn't blocking the front where the label was, and he took an extraordinarily long time taking the photo(s?).

He then muttered something about having to show this photo to "Mr. (mumble mumble)" and walked off before I could ask him what he was doing- I was still packing up and there were some people around asking the usual questions...

Should I be worried? Why would he ask for that photo..? Am I making a mountain out of a molehill? Still left me feeling weird, though.

[firegirl]

maybe it was an inside joke with a friend?
i take pictures all the time when i'm traveling of funny things which have my friend's name on them... like a s&m porn store i saw once which was called "matt's whacks." (my brother's name is matt...)

?

maybe he had a friend named dan... ?
you know?

just guessing.

[gav]

don't be paranoid

Firegirl is probably right, I do that kind of thing too sometimes.
He probably said that he was going to show it to his friend
Mr. Dan Show

[jester]

He's consulting a lawyer and he's got all the evidence he needs.

You have probably violated at least 11 local laws, traumatised a few sheltered children and slandered the good name of the Governers wife without even knowing it.

"The Dan Show" is probably a registered trademark for a firm of commodities brokers and The Suitcase was stolen in a heist during which several people were shot dead.

It's probably illegal to use that particular font in that particular state and Mr Dans How is probably an escaped lunatic who eats peoples pet gerbils before riding off on their giraffe.

You are now involved in an elaborate murder plot. As he took that photo an electric blanket was removed from a body by a robot, and you will be his alibi. Mr so & so was clearly his probation officer.


Good luck. Performers.net is probably the best place to launch an appeal to pay for your lawyers.

[firegirl]

that's pretty funny, jester.

[Lee Nelson]

finally

thats the funniest thing you have ever written that Ive had the patience to read Jester.....maybe Ill start paying attention again
lee
I think the situation is pretty wierd though Dan, cover your back, change your phone number and get a good alias. Maybe move in with you grandmother for a couple of weeks until this whole thing blows over.
Or theres spamspamspamspamspam......

[Daniel Craig]

Okay, for those of you concerned, I have changed my name to "Ruckslick Van der Schlaffen" and I now live with a Dog breeder in Northwest Manitoba. So be looking for "The Ruckslick Experience" at a festival near you soon!

[ALAKAZAM]

Maybe He's gonna show it to "JIM" of "the Jim show"
Let me guess ,the label on your suitcase is red,black and /or white.

[Daniel Craig]

Or Keith, or Andy, or, as I've learned now, there is a "Dan Show" on TV. This dude named Dan goes around to bars pulling pranks on people. Who knows?

What can I say? It's the joy of the simplicity of a one syllable name. Heh heh.