Mitch

[newyorkstreetdean]

"They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, I tried it and there's more to it than that. I asked my friend if he wanted some more homemade sprite and he said 'not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it'"
-Mitch Hedberg




Gone far too soon.

[le pire]

Why couldn't it have been Larry the Cable Guy instead?

[Doctor Eric]

Because Larry isn't a junkie.

[MarcusM]

"if you had a friend and he was a tight rope walker and you walking down the sidewalk and he fell, that would be completely unexceptable." -Mitch