I have something to say

[jester]

Mr Ragatz.

I am not worthy



Of course, it is only valid if it is presented in person by Jim himself.

[gav]

hows that old line go?

Magrat you're pretty funny, you could have a career in comedy. I think you should get a manager because it's quite obvious you've been handling yourself for far too long!

[jester]

There's this scene in "Dead Poets Society" in which the kids are taught how to measure the "Greatness" of a poem using a formula and a graph.....


It's hilarious.

[Cybele]

Posting Police

Okay, Steven, I submit to your superior wit, humor and PhotoShop skills.

It WAS worth a trip here after all.

[firegirl]

Re: the pie

Originally posted by gav
I think this shows the trend quite well

i think that looks more like a tart rather than a pie.

[jester]

It takes one to know one...

Meoww!

... I'm an expert

[firegirl]

I AM A CHEEKY TART, AT THAT!

i have no problem with being assesed as a "tart."

it's like i say when people call me a bitch:

"you say that like it's a bad thing?"

hm.

[jester]

I'm going to let you win on the grounds that people might think we're flirting...

For heavens sake people Firegirl does have some taste...

[Doctor Eric]

I just tried to look at my average post per day, and the damn thing told me it was 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 94330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185 48074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949 .
So I guess it all comes full circle.

[firegirl]

FLIRTASTIC

Originally posted by jester
I'm going to let you win on the grounds that people might think we're flirting...

golly-gosh knows i've flirted with individuals more odieous than you, jester. (like frack...)

but, thank you for giving me the win. wasn't even aware it was a competition.

and, only eric would take pi out that many places for the sake of humor... i know some geeks who will cream themselves over that post.

[jester]

How dare you suggest that there are individuals more odious than myself.

I have spent years nurturing odours that surf the net targetting selected victims.

It's all right for you perfect creatures and your uncannily pleasant fragrances. I hear that Magrat actually sold the mining rights to her arse to an international perfume company, that is how wonderful some of you smell... But I...

I am the ODIOUSEST of them all. My armpits nurture cultures of bacteria so highly developed that Hans Blix refused to look and even Tariq Azziz declared inhumane....

... Yeah. So don't flirt with me... It'll ruin you. YOU'LL be a RUINED WOMAN! No man with any self respect will even want to pinch your bottom furtively in the dark after 15 pints of Coors...

[firegirl]

I REALLY HOPE YOU ALREADY KNEW THIS:

Main Entry: odi·ous
Pronunciation: 'O-dE-&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French odieus, from Latin odiosus, from odium
: exciting or deserving hatred or repugnance <odious associates> <an odious business>
- odi·ous·ly adverb
- odi·ous·ness noun

-From the Merriam-Webster 2005 Edition

**But, it's good that you know that you're stinky, too... knowing is half the battle - now you can do something about it - you know they make men's fragrences, too. AND, even deoderant.

[Stephon]

I doff my cap

Dr. Eric--all I can say is "Wow"

Firegirl--

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by jester
I'm going to let you win on the grounds that people might think we're flirting...

For heavens sake people Firegirl does have some taste...

you mean she has 'taste' for 'flirting' with you....yeah some bad taste that is

[firegirl]

i wasn't *offically* flirting with him... he just ASSUMED (and, you know about assuming - makes an ass out of you and me) i was... and, cautioned me against it. and, i merely pointed out that in the past i'd flirted with far more distasteful creatures than he is...

stephon - at you, too!