What would you do for a dollar?

[jester]

Okay then. At risk of irritating Martin with his own idea. Keep it funny.

What would you do for a dollar?

What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?

[gav]

i forgot how to be funny

what would i do for a dollar? I would put out my hand and accept a dollar.
what wouldn't i do for a million dollars?
A very long list of things that i can't be bothered writing.

[Jim]

I do 45 minute comedy shows on the sidewalk all summer long for a dollar. (Well, that's what most people pay at the end.)

[gav]

only 1

and i bet thats what you tell the tax man too

[Doctor Eric]

What would you do for a dollar?

I'll give 30 cents for it.

[Magrat2005]

what would I do?

nothing, cuz a dollar aint worth much to me when I'm in this stupid country

[jester]

You could save it up and get out and go to the land of the free.

[Magrat2005]

what, save up one dollar?

[gav]

?

where is the land of the free? and if it's truly free, what would you need the dollar for?

[jester]

I wouldn't live in London for a million dollars.

[gav]

money

I'd only live there for a million pounds and then probably only for 6 months. It's the second most expensive city in the world!!

[jester]

Good hats at Covent Garden apparently. I live here and I have not ever busked at Covent Garden. I would, if Covent Garden wasn't in London.

[Magrat2005]

I wouldnt do anything that involved heights....I'm not sure what I would do, cuz like I said, a dollar aint worth nothing to me...

[GlassHarper]

a million or a million?

I would far rather have a dollar from each of a million people than a million dollars from one person.

[jester]

What if that dollar was a days wages for 300,000 of them but the million was one of 20 million from the one?