Scam of the Day

[jester]

Below is the text of the lowest scam attempt I have recieved to date.

Beloved Friend ,

I am Jane Moses Solomon Islands near Australia.
I am married to Mr.Solomon Moses from Kuwait who worked with Kuwait Embassy in cotonou for nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were
married for eleven years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($6 Million) (Six Million Us Dollars)with a bank in cotonou,Presently this money is still in the custody of the BANK.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to good person like you as my spirit told me that you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want you to use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took his decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not thruthful not even good at all because they are the one that killed my husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used in vain.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an bad way.
This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives are around me alwaysI don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in cotonou. I will also issue you all the necessary document that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the your family or the organization you belong to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy
Christian.

Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church,organization or good person for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
E-mail ;janemoses2003@yahoo.co.in
MRS JANE MOSES

[martin ewen]

You really are pitiful jester, to presume anyone's interested in your spam.
What you are doing is deliberately and systematically polluting these boards for the sake of inflicting yourself on a group of people who use these boards to entertain and inform each other.
You simply entertain yourself because the power you have to post whatever you like temporarily fills your compulsive void. But like any textbook compulsive/addictive personality the reasons for your fix are deepseated and will never be sated by what you are doing here. You are using these boards as a perverse form of self medication.
We all preserve our cultured indifference here but its easy to see on other levels that we do actually respect this website, we play. You don't play. You masturbate. You don't respect this site and you don't care at all for anyone here. You are a self absorbed, petty, devastatingly lonely, selfish, deluded, ill little man.
You would rather people dislike you than ignore you because you havn't the strength of character to see that theres another option. I don't believe you are capable of doing anything more than inflict what you seem to think is your personality (when in fact its just an obvious collection of symptoms) on people who for some time now have been protesting and insulting and doing whatever they can to simply have you stop.
The only power you have at present is negative. Simply put you require more energy to be around than you can personally spare others.
You are a sick leech, and the saddest and most pitiful thing of all is that your satisfied with that.
The internet gives you the ability to find someones house, throw stones at the window, and run away giggling... indefinitely.
It must be wonderful to get all this attention when you know you really don't warrent it.We cant ignore you because you make it deliberately impossible. We care about this site and you run roughshod all over it gibbering like....um...a gibbon.
Why should we ignore you? Its not like your going to stop. You'll just keep on trying till you get what you want. Validation. You enjoy others pity because that way you never fail at anything.
As such you are a resounding success on your own terms.

[Magrat2005]

To Any one Who Reads This...

this could get ugly and turn into a flame thread, I suggest keeping outta it...you have been warned

[lucky john]

wow! martin, thats pretty hard core. cool! haha

lucky john

[martin ewen]

and other new developments include, babysitter lost, presumed to have quit and this just in from my contacts on the internet, its rumored in what I can only describe as a startling new development, the sun will be setting in the west.
Oh and grass is green and the average youth spends 95% of their energy trying not to be embarrassed. (leaving that self evident 5%)
I'm trying real hard here magrat. Help me out.
God damn I miss brady.

[Magrat2005]

ok, if this does turn into a bitch fight, I aint taking sides, your both my friends and I want it to stay like that, I think you guys need to cool off, and stop hitting each other with the 'btich stick' (thanks for that Eric!) and put what ever happened to you both which made you start bitching in the past, be friends please, if not for you two, for the sake of us who have to put up with it, its ok now and then, with its done with some humor...well thats what I think. Martin, what kinda help were you looking for?

[Jim]

Cockeyed.com

Here's Rob Cockerham's (www.cockeyed.com) list of similar email scam letters:

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/nigeria/nigerian_june.html

Be sure to check out the rest of his site if you have a month or so to kill. Hilarious.

Jim

[jester]

Thank you for your contribution Jim

Thank You for your contribution Jim.

Martin, I thought you were bored with me? I think you are the worlds only psychosomatic psychotic.

However, on the off chance that somebody, just one sad lonely person on pnet actually wants to discourse with me in a civilised manner could you kindly keep the I hate Jester stuff to the numerous other threads available to you.

You are in effect bullying the people who might otherwise have responded.

[jester]

Re: Scam of the Day

Originally posted by jester
Below is the text of the lowest scam attempt I have recieved to date.

Beloved Friend ,

I am Jane Moses Solomon Islands near Australia.
I am married to Mr.Solomon Moses from Kuwait who worked with Kuwait Embassy in cotonou for nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were
married for eleven years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($6 Million) (Six Million Us Dollars)with a bank in cotonou,Presently this money is still in the custody of the BANK.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to good person like you as my spirit told me that you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want you to use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took his decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not thruthful not even good at all because they are the one that killed my husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used in vain.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an bad way.
This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives are around me alwaysI don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in cotonou. I will also issue you all the necessary document that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the your family or the organization you belong to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy
Christian.

Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church,organization or good person for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
E-mail ;janemoses2003@yahoo.co.in
MRS JANE MOSES

[jester]

Re: Cockeyed.com

Originally posted by Jim
Here's Rob Cockerham's (www.cockeyed.com) list of similar email scam letters:

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/nigeria/nigerian_june.html

Be sure to check out the rest of his site if you have a month or so to kill. Hilarious.

Jim

[jester]

I am the worlds laziest scammer. Lets save time.

I am writing this because I am hoping you are very very stupid and greedy.

Could you all please just send me $500 and I promise you you'll never see any of it again.

All of the money will be spent supporting the ailing Wiltshire Brewing Industry. Full Tax will be paid on all alcohol purchased.

You know it makes sense.

Simply take the cash down to your nearest bar and give it to the barman and shout "Drinks all round on me."

As long as one of you suckers is in the same pub I am, we are all going to have a fantastic party.