Jester Free Zone

[martin ewen]

well... because on the 16th of Feb at 4:37pm while I was flirting with you harmlessly, you wrote.
"hahaha...i'll post ya a picture of my tits instead, you aint watching my best trick."

So today I just thought I'd try my luck, no offence intended. If your not comfortable with it then this projects just starting, we'll be able to come up with heaps of other ideas. We were just working with what we had.
Plus they're probably very attractive.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by martin ewen
well... because on the 16th of Feb at 4:37pm while I was flirting with you harmlessly, you wrote.
"hahaha...i'll post ya a picture of my tits instead, you aint watching my best trick."

So today I just thought I'd try my luck, no offence intended. If your not comfortable with it then this projects just starting, we'll be able to come up with heaps of other ideas. We were just working with what we had.
Plus they're probably very attractive.

---- I'm laughing because you searched the threads to find the date/time, when I would have said 'because some time ago you said you would' I didnt say I was uncomfortable with showing off my tits, I love them, but with all this bitching, what makes you think I'd post them here?

[martin ewen]

Well I still think that they'll be other, more ongoing things to do but here's an idea.
You get the photos done, you order the t'shirts.
Have you heard of cafepress? (Cafepress.com) you just send them the image and they make the t-shirts and you sell them online with no money down. They cost $14 or something to produce and you get to charge whatever you want on top of that. If you keep it reasonable, like $20 or under, then they send cheques to your address for what your owed if people end up buying them.
You just get the pic done and send it to them, theres no cost to you.
Jim probably wouldn't let you post your tits up here anyway and the internets full of tits but a performers.net t-shirt with you wearing shorts with 'P.net british youth representitive' on them. Hell, its just funny enough for some of us to buy one.
Although it might be one of those ideas you get all excited about and then the next day it seems dumb.

To be honest with you I must tell you it would make it much harder later on in life, to run for parliament.

[Magrat2005]

what I'll do is, I'll make one for me, then post a picture on here, because I'll wear anything, including that

[martin ewen]

11 more countries with P.net youth representatives and we'll have a calendar which will be a revenue stream for Jim.

[Magrat2005]

yeah, great idea!!!

[the scarecrow]

Woo Wooooo

I'm scared. It's too quiet. And it's dark. Shhhh He might hear us.

[Magrat2005]

[Peter Voice]

Wow, the this place turned out much more powerful than than I thought. It seems to have spread to the "Martin Kicks Arse" thread, like some benevelent virus.
Maybe we can market it.

JesteRid
(concentrated JFZ)

Free your computer from this noxious pest with JesteRid
(insert jingle)

[le pire]

you know he's just lurking around. waiting... waiting... waiting.

And he said I went out in a huff!

Hey wait a sec... I just got a cruel idea. Let's bait him from HERE.


Hey Jester!!!


YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! HAH AHHAHAHAHAHHHA

[martin ewen]

Have you people learnt nothing.
Baiting is not a good thing. I speak as a proud but bruised baitee.
I know it sounds idiotic coming from me but be gracious and lets all get on with our lives.
Its starting to get uncomfortably like that scene at the end of star wars where all the cute furry things dance in the forest.

[le pire]

I just couldn't help myself.

Besides, I realise that he's probably busy working on his sociological experiment by baiting members of the 'Girls Aloud' forum. FYI 'Girls Aloud' is a cack manufactured all-girl pop group in Britain.

(The problem with doing baiting-response experiment to a fan form is that fan forums have a TOTALLY different dynamic. Members of something like 'Girls Aloud' are almost certain to be girls between the ages of 10-15 and pop group fansite chatter is usually gossip about which band member rules the most and if you were going to make a mix CD which tracks would you include and in what order.)

(The other problem with 'baiting' is that it violates a sociological study at its very foundation. The first rule of any study is observation. The second is objectivity (of which our boy has none). If Jester REALLY wanted to study this he would not get involved, but mine the archives for data-- of which there is PLENTY. Aside from the fun of Trevor, I remember that wonderful flame explosion with Lucky Rich where he end up (unfortunately) deleting everything he posted.)

but I'm rambling. Just got back from a great show and had a few of drinky-drinks to celebrate. I don't normally drink in the off-season so this has gone straight to my head.


etienne

[le pire]

holy shit, I just visited the forum on the official Girls Aloud site and that place is freaky. Sigs that are 500x700 pixels and animated avitars galore. yech!

etienne

[Peter Voice]

You are right, Martin.

I studied the maths of my JesteRid post, consulted Jack Daniels, the writings of Crowley, Sir Richard Burton's ghost and after running my results past my tomato plant, it became obvious that it would weaken, but not damage, the fragile fibre that protected this utopian dimension. I feared greatly the invocation of "his" name, but all the Mandlebrot applications proved that if you added "id" to his name, nothing at all would happen.

I checked the figures dozens of times, shit, I must have agonised about this for at least 2.1 seconds. My post was funny by all the numbers.

Sadly, I did not allow for Etienne suddenly invoking not only "his" name, but "his" technique, whilst the dimension was temporarily weakened.

Why are all the colours fading?

Oh nooooooo, I warned you it wouldn't last. I warned you!

[firegirl]

ISN'T IT KIND OF LIKE BEETLEJUICE?

if you say his name 3 times he'll appear?

gah.

etienne, drunk posting always leads to trouble. granted, sometimes the trouble is worth it... but, why risk it where this utopia is concerned?

*LOOKS AROUND CAUTIOUSLY*

hm... all quiet on the western front.