Poll: What kind of bug?

[Stephon]

I count no less than six posts by Jester today, almost all of them angry and just a little manic.

So, the question is:
What kind of bug crawled up Jester's ass and died?

[Peter Voice]

Stephon, you can't count for merde.

[Stephon]

Um. . .

. . .I said no less than six. I just counted each post with today's date and came up with, shit now I forget, it was either 16 or 18.

My first number may have been short, but that's why I said "no less than."

But, given the true number, I'll ammend my question:
What TWO bugs crawled up Jester's ass and died?

[Peter Voice]

I think it was in excess of 30 postings, with excess being the operative word.

It's probably a manifestation of cabin fever brought on by the broken leg combined with chronic temporal displacement and gravity ( see http://www.performers.net/forums/sho...hlight=Gravity ).
Basically, he seems to be getting heavier by the day. I don't think it's diet or inactivity, more like a severe case of levity deficiency.

But then, it has always been the role of a Jester to niggle and annoy their superiors.

[jester]

Now now. There was not one single angry post by myself yesterday. I was enjoying myself immensely.

Obviously I'm going to have to work on my written tone.

Peter may not have said much, but he was easily the lamest person in the debate and I think he needs some levity.

BTW My leg is now out of plaster, I am going through some excrutiatingly painful physiotherapy though.

I'm not complaining, I just thought you all might enjoy the idea of my suffering.

[Magrat2005]

*shrugs* Jackarse beetle?