Martin Kicks Arse

[martin ewen]

Nick nickolas...the reality show.

Oh so now its a DOUBLE leather lazy boy.
Cybele my humble apologies. Must have been something I ate.
Nick you can have your own bouncy castle made of embryonic calf skin and we'll all just wear earplugs.
Back soon

[Butterfly Man]

for that stale smell of whisky in the morning

I might be out of order here ... seeing as I'm apparently too successful to join this troupe (HA) ... but might I suggest the lazyboy be bought from the Jack Daniels outlet in Lynchburg, TN ... they have leather furniture made out of old whisky barrels and when you sit down the wonderful smell of whisky permeates the air ... think Nick Nickolas without the smell of vomit.

I still think we should try Ben & Jerry's ...

[firegirl]

i don't know that i'm an unknown quantity, completely... there are people on this forum who've seen me perform. granted - some of them have seen me perform in context to theatre, not my variety act... but, there are people on this forum who have seen the "hot, hot, hot!" show - back when it existed.

anyhow. yes - we french kiss fire. it's very cool looking.

[Magrat2005]

we're back....with that bloody bus...again

Originally posted by Jim
You may all now continue Kicking Martin's Arse.... Er, wait. No, don't kick anyone.

What I meant to say was: F***ING BE NICE TO EACH OTHER!!! OK?

Ok, carry on.

thats great Jim, I'm glad its opened again, but why did you delete my post, the one that was before yours, I understand Martin's and Chance's posts, but mine had nothing to do with it, I just agreed with Jesta and said 'I'll fit in just fine cuz it seems everyones a 20 year who knows how to babble but not to shut up' Nothing wrong with that.....and Martin, go get a room for your bus and stop cluttering this thread, its meant to be for kicking your arse not about your bus

[firegirl]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

you have two very distinct personalities, magrat.

you need to pick which one you're going to foist off on us and stick with it. the flipping and flopping is getting to be confusing.

either you're for kicking martin's arse - or, you don't want people to fight.

PICK ONE.

though, the flipping and flopping does lend credibility to the theory that you are a figment of jester's imagination.



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[jester]

Firegirl. Magrat is a complex person. That may be difficult for 2 dimensional organically knitted, free range, stereotypical tie-dyed in the wool old hippies like yourself, but it is interesting for the rest of us.

Mind you Magrat, when it comes to peace making you aren't exactly Henry Kissinger are you? You make CondaUSA Rice seem like the white dove of peace sometimes.

Funny you should bring up the does Magrat exist theory again. Jim deleted a post which virtually proved that Martin is just a paranoid ghosthunting UFO chasing lunatic who has more consipiracy theories than the Elvis fans who won't accept his death.

I'm afraid Magrat is not a figment of my imagination. Maybe she is a figment of Martins imagination...? I know you are real firegirl because it would be fucking difficult for one to pretend they were that dim and very few people can type quickly enough to produce the long rambling diatribes of nutralised hydrogenated irradiated semolina that spills forth from your keyboard.

Hail to the bus driver
The bus driver
The bus driver


I hope this lives up to your expectations. Could you please take note of the effort I have put in for your entertainment, I interrupted a Nude Snowboarding Holiday on Mount KilliJoymartin to write this.

[Stephon]

"the rest of us"?

Originally posted by jester
Firegirl. Magrat is a complex person. That may be difficult for 2 dimensional plastic stereotypical tie-dyed in the wool old hippies like yourself, but it is interesting for the rest of us.

I'll thank you not to speak for me.

I just assumed Magrat had a bi-polar disorder, until I found out she's a twenty year old; then I realized it's just the natural manic depression that comes with the age. Not interesting, just trite.

[jester]

Re: "the rest of us"?

Originally posted by Stephon
I'll thank you not to speak for me.

I just assumed Magrat had a bi-polar disorder, until I found out she's a twenty year old; then I realized it's just the natural manic depression that comes with the age.

You think Magrat is depressed?

No let me re-phrase that... You think?

It's not a bi polar disorder, its simply not suffering from polarised views.


Mind you, I suspect she is manic.

What is troubling people is "Where exactly is Magrat coming from?" It doesn't bother me. She and firegirl are the most entertaining people on these boards at the moment.

[Stephon]

*sigh*

(I know better than to do this, but)

Do you even read what you write before you hit "Submit"?

Look back at her posts. There's a pattern you could track her ovulation cycle by: a few days of piss and vinegar, a few days of self-pity, a few days of something akin to 'roid rage, a little down time, and then it starts all over again. All seasoned to taste with self-contradiction, changing allegiances, and polarized views.

Like I said, not crazy, just twenty.


So go ahead and congratulate yourself for provoking me to respond, yada, yada. But keep it short, 'cuz I'm not doing it again on this topic.

[Magrat2005]

guys, since you're talking about me, let me settle this

depressed- sometimes
manic- yeah

but if you were living my life you would be to, just as if you were living Martins life you would obsessed with having a bus for christmas

btw- my clock went forward a hour saturday, but the stupid GMT clock on here didnt, why?

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by firegirl
either you're for kicking martin's arse - or, you don't want people to fight.

Im kicking Martins arse

Originally posted by jester
Mind you Magrat, when it comes to peace making you aren't exactly Henry Kissinger are you? You make CondaUSA Rice seem like the white dove of peace sometimes.

thats cuz I handed 'peacemaker' to gav, I think its somewhere in this thread

[jester]

Stephon I am honoured

Stephon.

I am honoured that you responded on my thread. And it was a very funny response too.

The bit about working out her ovulation cycle was daring and genius.

I doff my cap to you. (Bows Sincerely.)

I don't congratulate myself with regards to you. You worked me out a long time ago and have handled me with superb dignity ever since.

I congratulate you. You are Troll Proof!

[Magrat2005]

Re: Stephon I am honoured

Originally posted by jester
The bit about working out her ovulation cycle was daring and genius.

yeah, course it was a work of a genius....only if he figures it out

[martin ewen]

I, the dignity-deficient commend you on your dignity

Hello jester, yes we all know your a troll, we've always known your were a troll, you have always been self evidently little more than a troll. The only troll-proof people are those who have never bothered with you.By your twisted logic the people you admire most are people who see what you are and want nothing to do with you. Those of us who have you rub your pitiful little paws in glee at and exclaim" I'm a troll, you're all sad because you communicate with me." Not seeing how very sad in fact you must be.
Please, please bestow your admiration again, you know how very very respected and admired you are here. Who among us can possibly warrant your blessing. To endure you is to love you? To see your naked need for attention transparently cloaked in a defensive annoying brittle and outright stupid cloak and percieve behind it a struggling individual who is merely testing and requires acceptance in spite of his personality? You really are a sad little tinklehead living in your own sad little tinklehead world. 18 pages now of people taking you apart. You must be so proud. Lets sing along now... "Trolling's just another word for nothing left to lose." You must really admire me, I've known you were a fuckwit from the beginning.
Wait.. whats that approaching?...... nothing, same old insult to the intelligence.

[firegirl]

HELLO POT? THIS IS THE KETTLE...

Originally posted by jester
I'm afraid Magrat is not a figment of my imagination. Maybe she is a figment of Martins imagination...? I know you are real firegirl because it would be fucking difficult for one to pretend they were that dim and very few people can type quickly enough to produce the long rambling diatribes of nutralised hydrogenated irradiated semolina that spills forth from your keyboard.

that is potentially the most amusing thing i've ever seen you type. nutralised... yah. i'm REALLY neutral where you two wondertwins are concerned. i think you're both idiots. and, you're right about one thing - magrat is by FAR the more amusing of your personalities.

hydrogenated, irradiated seomlina... WOW. how long did it take you to put that entire sentance together? hours and hours, i would guess.

it just smacks of desperation and effort.

i love that you have pasta spilling forth from my mouth... hydrogenated and IRRADIATED pasta at that...

good lord man - you need to use a dictionary before you post insults. for spelling issues alone.

i adore how you do not magrat speak for herself. and, you both sound more and more alike with every passing post.

don't start with me - my dim friend - about long rambling diatribes.
at least mine have logic, good sentance structure and a FUCKING POINT.

unlike your incohearant drivel.

you are a twit and a troll.