Is This Me (Rumpel)?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"WHO IS THIS WEASEL?"

Crikey! This is a photo of me.....or is it?
This was one of 26 photos which got picked
out of 1400 photos to be put up in Hyde Park in Sydney
for 2 weeks in October last year.
It was for 'Art in The Park', a two week open air art exhibition
and the photos selected were meant to represent the community spirit of Sydney.
I thought it was a complete laugh, that they chose me, as i hadn't lived in Sydney for a while and ontop of that, they chose
a weasel to represent Sydney which is kind of an upmarket place.

My picture was also used in the Herald Sun 2 page lift-out under the title 'Feast Of Art'.

P.S "WEASEL POWER!"
" "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!

It was surprisingly coincidental that the picture hanging not far from me...had a girl in her room with a pair of spring shoes next to her clothes rack. I didn't actually make it to Sydney for the exhibition, but my friend told me. I have the picture in the Art In The Park booklet which was distributed around Sydney.
Crikey! A bit twilight Zoney!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is going on?

This is me at a festival in Austria.
Crikey! My first spot to perform for the day
was in front of an army tank.
That's where i was scheduled.
How charming!
p.s How do you like my weather-beaten 4-wheeled granny trolly?
That frigggin' thing travelled to 30 countries with me.
I am the world's greatest promoter of the 4 wheeled granny trolley!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

This is me riding a camel in the UAE

The goose ontop of a camel in full (fool) jester's regalia!
P.S. Do i look like a weasel?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who The Heck Is This Nincompoop?

Oops!
I'm still looking for
that utopian granny flat with
wings.
Gorblimey! It might take me til
the end of time + 1 day to afford it.
Maybe it will take me til the end of my
time to get the crust up for it
& then i'll be able to enjoy it for 1 day!
Just joking!
I'm saving up for a castle!
Frig it!
I may aswell make a castle
out of junk & live in Nowheresville
where the price is right!
Signing Off
Rumpled GoOseyman!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where's That Castle?

This is more like it.
Will i find the ultimate castle
at the end of my dreams?
Perhaps i'll tippy toe my way to
the start of the 'Yellow Brick Road' & see
where it takes me.
Toodleloo!
Signing Off
Olde Worlde Weasel Man!

No this isn't it! I accidently attached the wrong picture!
Oops for that!
I'm standing outside Luna Park in Melbourne.
This is my other jester's outfit which i only wear
hardly ever.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Universal Jester Extraordinaire

The universe is a good backdrop for a cosmic fool.
All the best! Rumpel The Worldly Kangaroo Jester Of Oz!

[Butterfly Man]

what a great picture!!!

Rumple,

Please send me this last picture ... I promise I will do my best to make you even more famous than you already are.

send me it in jpeg form please

flap,
Robert


PS I also would like a copy of all your books ... whatever the price.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rumpel Booklets

Hello Robert,
greetings from Rumpel.
Glad you like the picture.
I'll forward it on in jpg format soon.
Crikey! I could do with a bit of fool's gold
to help set the foundation for my castle made
of junk, which will be built up some garden path,
hopefully somewhere in fool's paradise.
Fortune doesn't favour fool's or does it?
I'll keep waving my fool's flag
even if it takes me til the end of time.
It could well take me...
til the end of my time to get the
castle thing happening & then
i'll have 1 day left to enjoy it!
Just joking! Am i?
I'm an infamous goose weasel.
How can a jester be famous these days?
That's a paradox.
There's nothing to sell out to....being a jester.
Maybe i should sell out
& become everybody's fool
as then the gigs would come to me...
and all i would have to do is...
sit back & lap up the royalties
and become my own king.
Just joking!

I will get all 3 books to you..'The Rumpel trilogy'...when it is possible?
I should flog em' as a set of three.
Best regards Rumpel!