Talent??

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Jim
I have noticed that Magrat hasn't said a word about performing, yet (s)he's posted in the "performers.net forums" 25 times in two days. Kind of strange.

im a beginner, or if theres anything less than a beginner, im that. my shows dont last long (about 1min 45secs) but its of high quality stuff, my best trick i do topless, i can do bolloon moddling - a sword, stick, snake, and something else...hehehe, im in the middle of doing dogs and other animals, so there, im a performer, in my own rights

[martin ewen]

Strict criteria

I'm afraid to be included here we must have evidence. A short video of your 'Best trick' submitted for the judges appraisal would be adequate. We could always watch it in slow motion to make it pass the 3 minute performance minimum our standards require.
Thank you

[Magrat2005]

hahaha...i'll post ya a picture of my tits instead, you aint watching my best trick, someone might steal it...but if its only you who wants a picture, then im not doing, i think we should have a vote, all those who wants to see my tits (and i then prove im a woman) please raise your hand...

*Magrat raises hand to post picture*

[jester]

Anyone can post a picture of breasts Magrat. How can we know it is you?

[Magrat2005]

well you wont will ya, i dont know, how else can i prove that im me?

[le pire]

You're right jester

she could simple put her face over someone else's body...

ah the wonders of photoshop...

http://www.performers.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=22114#post22114

[Airborne Dan]

Wow Magrat sweetheart, we're made for each other you and I, we should do a show together. 'Cause coincidentally it usually takes me exactly 1 minute and 45 seconds to "perform".

[Magrat2005]

ahh..Dan if you say it like that, I could just take back what I said about you sticking your head up your arse....

btw - Le Pire, thats a cracking picture, we should start a p.net photo album in the 'whos who' section, so you can see me, then i can see you guys, and that picture would be a great one for jester

[jester]

I wouldn't mind the picture, except Le Pire will insist on enforcing the copyright and won't let me use it in my promotional stuff for childrens parties.

[le pire]

just sign the 'model release' and it's all yours!

[jester]

I feel exploited. I'm with Andrea Dworkin.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by jester
I wouldn't mind the picture, except Le Pire will insist on enforcing the copyright and won't let me use it in my promotional stuff for childrens parties.

I'm not surprised, its cuz he doesnt want to emontional scar the children for the rest of their lifes, but then saying that, anyone who looks at it will be scared for life

[Magrat2005]

heres a picture of me, see I cant be Jester, I'm much better looking, gotta go, looking after my niece, maybe I'll talk to you guys after half 8, if not then tomorrow

btw, this was taken a while back

[jester]

Nice boots Magrat.

[Magrat2005]

thanks, they're my kinky boots...hehehe...btw, if thats a chat line, it stinks