Spineless Moral Cowards!

[Woofnah]

Been gone too long

Been super busy lately, what with day job and juggling club and comedy club and Vagina Monologue rehearsals and auditions in Seattle .....

Oh my. What I've missed ---> Jester wants attention.
Poor Jester.

Dan wants phone harrassment to stop.
Oops, sorry 'bout that.
I promise not to do it again.
It's just that darn "addiction-thing" kicking up again.
Am I pretty enough to get away with it? [rhetorical]
Doubtful, but it's worth a shot, right? [not so rhetorical]

Please please PLEASE tell me you are not one of those idiots who doesn't know what "rhetorical" means.

Oh, and if we're keeping track of things:
I FINALLY GOT LAID GOD DAMN IT
But don't tell the husband ... it's a secret

[jester]

I'm Jelous

So you finally got laid. And IT WASN'T ME!

How could you let a little thing like an ocean and another continent get in between us.

I'm pleased for you.

Welcome back Woofnah. And keep up the comedy club stuff.

[le pire]

Jester,

Sorry to hear about your accident... I'm just now catching up on a few threads here. I've been kind of busy lately shopping and gossiping with Kylie and Robbie so I don't have much time to hang out on the internet. I hope your leg heals quickly and cleanly. When I had a broken ankle from a high wire fall, I would practice my juggling because I didn't need my foot. Maybe you can use the downtime to learn how to be funny. Hey hey!! WAKKA-WAKKA!!!!


etienne

[jester]

Thanks Etienne.

I am using the down time, I am actually practicing my juggling. Jamie & I can pass with each of us only on one foot.

You must tell us about your mishap in the Overpasses and Soiled Underpants thread.

OH and I have started practicing the Tuba and I am dying all my clothes orange. The funny bit will have to wait until I can see your act so I can steal all your best lines too. Of course I now have to use a step ladder instead of a walking ladder, but I can still bunny hop with it while playing "March of the Elephants."

I'm going to dye my hair and I making a killing as a fat one legged lookalittlebutnotalotalike of yourself.

Did you know that lookalikes are so popular in this country, and thanks to the absurd work permit rules, I can earn more imitating you than you can being the oranginal.

[Peter Voice]

Strangely, there seems to be a similar situation here in Australia with Nick Nickolas and Ozzie Osborne (no known blood connection to Gazzo Osborne, although I may be wrong).

[Butterfly Man]

Osborne identity

No connection between Gazzo & Ozzy other than they both perform with half a frontal lobe.

P.S Gazzo will be at the Magic Castle all this week ... pipe bombs welcome.

[le pire]

une minute s'il vous plait

Kill him next week, the bastard owes me money.


etienne

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by jester
I may be boring you, you but you are entertaining me.

haha, you're all entertaining me as well, i've read a few other threads, are you guys always at each other like this, if so, then i've found the reason why im here, cuz its so bloody funny

jester - i feel sorry for (and not just cuz you were the first person to welcome me here) but it must suck having a broken leg, and not being able to do things, without some idiot going 'no let me get that' ect ect...why not get yourself some stupid person who will run after you for nothing...till your legs better....hope thats soon

[Famos Bramwells]

If you fry celery gently for about ten minutes it becomes worth eating. Then you can add grilled peppers and stilton and mix it with your favouite pasta. And drink red wine.