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  • Stephon
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 651

    Buggery and Bad Breath

    U.S. Tax dollars at work:


    Pentagon Spurned Plan to Initiate Enemy Homosexuality

    U.S. National - Reuters

    By Jim Wolf

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. military rejected a 1994 proposal to develop an "aphrodisiac" to spur homosexual activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said on Sunday.

    The idea of fostering homosexuality among the enemy figured in a declassified six-year, $7.5 million request from a laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio for funding of non-lethal chemical weapon research.

    The proposal, disclosed in response to a Freedom of Information request, called for developing chemicals affecting human behavior "so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."
    "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior," said the document, obtained by the Sunshine Project. The watchdog group posted the partly blacked-out, three-page document on its Web site.

    Lt. Col. Barry Venable of the Army, a Defense Department spokesman, said: "This suggestion arose essentially from a brainstorming session, and it was rejected out of hand."

    The Air Force Research Laboratory also suggested using chemicals that could be sprayed on enemy positions to attract stinging and biting bugs, rodents and larger animals.

    Another idea involved creating "severe and lasting halitosis" to help sniff out fighters trying to blend with civilians.

    The U.S. military remains committed to developing less-than-lethal weapons that pass stringent legal reviews and are consistent with international treaties, said Captain Dan McSweeny of the Marine Corps, a spokesman for the Pentagon (news - web sites) unit spearheading their introduction.

    "We feel it's very important to offer our deployed service members and their commanders a greater range of options in dealing with increasingly complex operational environments," said McSweeny, of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate.
    From another story, but equally encouraging :

    Inauguration officials said they plan to spend $40 million on the four-day celebration, which will include fireworks, the swearing-in, a parade and nine balls.
    I wonder if the tsunami victims have received their invitations yet?


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  • Peter Voice
    Moderator
    • Dec 2000
    • 1065

    #2
    Nine balls??
    Are they having a pool tournament?
    Every-one should watch their drawers!
    http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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    • jester
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1084

      #3
      9 balls

      I knew there was a military application for juggling.

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      • newyorkstreetdean
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2003
        • 131

        #4
        I heard on the news last night the actual cost of the 4 days will be $140 million! I don't remeber how much is being payed directly from tax money though.

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        • Stretch
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2001
          • 611

          #5
          For 140 million . . .

          Couldn't they just pay them to be gay? Oh, oops, never mind!

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          • Stephon
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 651

            #6
            $40,000,000

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            • Lynneski
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 370

              #7
              Bugger all

              Hmmm, the "buggery spray" poses a very interesting contrast with the Canadian military's announcement yesterday that it had established guidelines and now has a protocol for military chaplains performing same-sex marriages for personnel.

              I'm more glad every day that I'm on *this* side of the line.

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              • jester
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 1084

                #8
                And wot side of the line are you on out of interest?

                If Canadians want same sex military marraiges then let them.

                I mean I don't understand why we try to enlighten our armed forces at all. On the one hand we ask them to do unspeakable things without question and by the rules, and on the other hand we want them enlightened.

                I think banning Gays from the military gives my kids a really good legal get out clause when the shit hits the fan and they start drafting.

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                • Doctor Eric
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 955

                  #9
                  Holy !@#?

                  Not to let my own awe of the righteous bitch-hood of mother nature overshadow the continuing misery of hundreds of thousands of people but...

                  Those tsunami photos are in-!@#?ing-credible!

                  "And on the 8th day (slide # 11), God got hammered and vomited all over a small indonesian island."

                  I'll just add those pictures to the ever growing list of things that have made me feel indescribably small and insignificant.

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                  • scot
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 1169

                    #10
                    being gay doesn't get you out of the military during war times. Don't remember Clinger?

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                    • Stephon
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 651

                      #11
                      Because I'm a geek who remembers this shit. . .

                      Originally posted by scot
                      being gay doesn't get you out of the military during war times. Don't remember Clinger?
                      There actually was an episode in which psychiatrist Sidney Freedman offers Klinger a military discharge. When Klinger hears that the discharge report will state that he is gay, Klinger is highly offended, and refuses the discharge.



                      I have no life.



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