Democracy Sucks! Look at Bush!

[Butterfly Man]

Dissmissed!

Orders will be sent soon. Do not question the need for the pelican suit or the Valvoline exit visas. I will use the code name Ridiculed Desert Wanderer and will bring with me one small Asian woman to help me fold my socks.

The embassy will not... I repeat... will not be notified until the Dutch backup forces have regained control of the snackbar on the 15th floor of Compond W.

In the event of a breach in the Jeffries Code all units will proceed to Wesson Oil Lab where Operation Rear Entry will proceed as planned <see: document X-97- Romeo Foxtrot>...

From this point on to contact me use only bandwidth 9-Delta Sierra Tango... and speak in a woman's voice with a slight lisp...

Be ever loyal,

Mentor B

[Peter Voice]

Roger, #43.

Kumi really is a prime number.

[Butterfly Man]

don't forget the lisp!

That's Roger # forty-free (you must pay attention) ... I don't think you're gonna make the cut.
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[Butterfly Man]

secret handshake

choose your spacing wisely

[Peter Voice]

I will now have to lure you to my lair on King Island and kill you. But, hey, we've both died before. (mood music and more moronic cackling)

[Butterfly Man]

Death, where is thy sting?

No luring necessary. I am all set to move. I have chickens, pigs, and other livestock penned in my back yard. Of course, that was just to keep them from voting for Bush.

So, when all is prepared and sufficient quantities of intoxicants and hallucinogens have been set aside, Kumi and I will come for a test visit, probably no more than a month or two, to check the consistency, quality, and quantity of your humble hospitality. For my part, I promise to be gracious and mostly clothed, most of the time.

When you get closer to closing escrow, I will send you the appropriate paint and materials swatches, so that you can decorate in my tasteful style. There is no charge for my assistance. Hey, it’s the least I can do, but if I think of less, then that’s what I’ll do.

[Butterfly Man]

move over Todd Butler!

http://www.islandnet.com/~luree/politics.html

[Peter Voice]

My island is considerably smaller.
I remain positive.

[jester]

Instead of having elections, why don't we just let the candidate who's wife has the biggest breasts, no matter how expensive or unnatural, gets the Whitehouse.

Then millions of dollars will go to cosmetic doctors instead of advertising people....

Yeah..