To Trevor

[Pudding]

Well she lived off him for the preceding years, ie while he took her all over the world....it takes two to tango. He gives his last cent to anyone greedy enough to take it. And theres been plenty of those - hasnt there?

[Peter Voice]

You are soooo right, pudding, some parts of this site are pathetically sad, especially those that revolve around your disfuntional family.
Personally, I offer you my sympathy, it's the least I can do.

[Woofnah]

speaking of dysfunction

Oh I've just had a terribly traumatic experience and require MUCH SYMPATHY from you all!

Whilst I was attempting to take apart my Lean Pocket (c) by inserting my fork into the seam on the side closest to me, it tore!! Gads! No clean break from the seam!

Then, to my most utmost horror, I discovered that the splitable seam was on the OTHER side of the Lean Pocket (c)! The side NOT facing me!!

And being that I'm a completely dysfunctional idiot I had to stick my fork on the OPOSITE SIDE with it angled away from me. Because, apparently, I'm too narrow-minded to figure out how to TURN IT AROUND ....

I had to climb up onto the roof of the building where I work during the daylight hours where I stood on the edge contemplating suicide, wondering just what size *splatter* I would make on the parking lot underneath. Wondering if I could aim, convincingly enough at my Director's car. Then I realized I didn't know which car was his and that made things that much worse!!

Since there was nothing else I could do, I had to crawl under my desk and hide for the rest of the day and hope no one either missed me or realized I was alive.




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[Dead Wood Records]

Homeless Whats's a street performer?

Unchecked Un-edited


Ok then some of you pathetic little urcins,


With nothing else to do?

You see you I'm a real swindler, I took my girlfriend for a real ride over the last three years did'nt I?

Oh yes I took her all around the world living off the street for five years and I had a great time with her, so did she in fact apart from some of the wankers that walk on this planet in our fraternity, Oh yes I took five years of my life and wasted it away on a relationship CRETINS! Well actually eight years, not forgetting the festivals and the street for the part of being here in Rotterdam and being asked to organise a festival or a bunch of old cronies that dont have a clue about festival organisatiion.

Hey I dont mind admitting that I think that festival is fucked, IT IS!

It may be still running but on the skin of it's teeth, no money, no gain my friends, tough shit for every-one................. Lazy ...

I'd sooner sit here some-time look through some of the crap I read then respond if I feel like it, I am born gypsy, irish bllod englishman who has a voice so taker it as it cimes I wont change and I wont pretend to be a good little boy for people who act like little children?

You see Jim wont be able to run away from the amoun tof people that willhit this site in the end and eevn if I get banned I can see toit that all of you would have too much to handle, it is a public forum isn't it?

Lets face it any-one can join in the fun! Why not let the whole world in there ........ Let em see what kind of people we are ? ?

Well I hope they dont judge it by some of you guys because I a very unlike of you on that score, I some-one doen't cross me or use me or what-ever i'm fine with em. I have many good frined where this never ever has to come inot consideration i have friends that g back much further than all of my past in this shit hole as it was and wan't sometimes.

There aint no glory out there apart from a whole load of shit waiting for you to tease you life through and then come out if at the other end un-scuffed and sometimes injured and this have a head full of stuff and few nasty pieces of work in the ddeepst backround of the memory. You dont forget people who do bad shit, I certainly dont and i'l the first to apolosige If I know I'm in the wrong.

This letter I will not apologise for. Nope I wont....

One day when I have some silly money I will make a copy of that festival and send all the people I dont like there all in one go.
I reckon thta if you put the kind of people who go around accusing people of stuff then that fine but I reckon put you all in the same place, go it woud be a murky place to be.

Snide people with snide comments, looking to tear some-one apart, or doing it jointly would be a great joy to you kind of folk. I certainly would welcome you in my place .... No thank you very much!


Same as the person who messed three years of travelling up, cost me alot of friends that one did after tat people thought differently about me and IT WAS NOT MY FAULT SO FUCK YOU ALL< GOT IT<!

Iv'e a good mind to scan something and place the persons handwriting and signature on the screen and have done with it but I wont. The womas signature on the paper created a hell hole, and WILL NOT FORGIVE HER FOR THAT EVER.

She owes for that one for sure!

Dont forgive easy on that score over the immigration thing that's the biggest thing that cost me lots of money and time, the stir this created was tremendous, if you had been in the receiving end of that one you would understand,,,,,,,, but you were not, you only heard and talked about it then made your own assumptions, well I will put this picture straight in my way, not your way, or our way, my different kind of way, in a shocking way, perhaps you will all get annoyed with what I'm being pushed to do by some-one who is offering money,,,, I mean MONEY ,,,,,, No object here.

So pleaae persist in telling me that I could not organise a festival,go on have your little jokes children in fact I took that trip for many reasons.

Now every person I met had their pictures taken every one knows that where-ever I was there was a camera...... Why ?

Whats was I looking for?

Well id did not expect to have boms and hand grenadas going off in holland but they are right now, a muslin\m church got hit after
the relative of Vincent Van Gogh was shot by amuslim extremist in Holland. This has created civin unrest and it's now starting to escelate a bomb wen toff in Den Haag today... check the news.

Now there is enough civil unrest every where on the planet and now it's swung a full circle and it's starting here up here on the streets. Ok Amstedam has tightened up on the permit sytem Ie: Onl Europeans allowed to get the permits..... Thats not just a law thats the reprocussions of the security, the evry thing that this fraternity is all about? All of ths will effect you so you better know who your freinds are then because if this is all you do then you better start looking for a job, any-oe drawing large crows will be seeen as a potential bomb zone or whatever when probably fine?

Whennyou have bombs going off around you then you better start looking for something else better to do than writing a load of hypothertical crap that means nothing to any-one apart from to the miserable fuck who wrote it or to the person who wanted to write back onto to it.

By the way MY NAME IS TREVOR ROONEY WHATS YOURS

WHY did I do that, why did I end up being in odd situations, well I did not plan anything it just hapoened that way , enjoyed every minute of it and did them fuck off shows where-ever I could, as many times as I could, sometimes you had you or you starved or you hit a good patch somewhere. Sometimes though you hit a good patch then some-one for no reason whats-ever starts making your life a misery?

Now I tell you who going to back down in the face of unwanted shit...... You? ,,,,, Me .... Get a life who-ever would say no because your all capable of the same shit in any case, it's the way of the world, that's why this whole god forsaken planet is worth these days, if people are not happy with he world the way it is and wish to make their comments then fine , but then dont make your own friends or people in your worst enemy cos one day you never know when you might need them?

Any-one who has nevr met me face to face and makes the absurd comments that are totally untrue can rest asuured that there will be resonse but i wont be giving much a way apart from my very thoughs about the kind of people who hide behind a stupid name and try to tickle my nose with the end of a feather.

Sure John just does it for other reasons, he knows what a good festival is too! Lee Hayes left if because they would do nout with it. Hey I got offered shit loads of money from a sponser, stil my sponsor and they would'nt take it?

I warned of this danger ... The future, pathetic people?

Read on

[Dead Wood Records]

Homeless Street performer

Un-checked

They said "We want to keep it traditional"

What they shoud have said is " We're too bone idle"

I could have done it for seven grand but what the hell I prefer to be accused of something I never ever really finally got involved in thank god.

Well from me that's ta ta matey! Sod booking performers or friends on a dead duck, you would only book your worst enemy for that festival now, shit I could have booked Chance and some other guys for it, damm it, damm it!

Just gla I never booked any of you for it I would have got loads of flack about it for years! Hey If I'm goig to make a statement you may as well do it BIG TIME had'nt you!

What you going to do about that toss pots.


Would you wanna put your name on such a shit festival that every street performer complains about after being there, Would you you fuckers!

Perormers have told me I dod the right thing! So what the rip off shit is all about I just dont know FUCKERS!

Have never booked a street performer for nout, in fact I woud only book a peformer for something I'm personally organising for my-self.... If some-one offers to do the work and the price is right and they're interested then you can all go and wank or mastubrate somewhere. Go on be the famous guy who gets caught in the toilet! Get yourself lots of air play?

Relishment would be the ultimate gain here! Any -one who accuses me of ripping people of no matter who they are should be prepared to own up and give their real name!

I also suggest you keep you business to yourself HAT line if you have areason for this then give your real name and let me know who you are chicken feed!

I also offer my sympathy for the guy who uses the word disfunctional? I woud suggest to you if your still wearing your red nose that you find something else better to do since you supposed to have a nice family life and children. Perhaps I should give you a taste of your own shite mate.

I know you wold relish in having your name mentioned and really it's not my fault that your such a sad mother, perhaps your family life isn't so good? Perhaps your wife is just about t leave you?

Maybe I should tell you I used to meet your wife behind you back, you might even belive me you idiot..... Perhaps I did ...... ? How do you know I'm not lying? Ask you wife or your girlfriend!

Because you spend so much time on this site trying to find ways of agitating me? Perhaps you'll be the sad fuck in the end, perhaps you already are mate.

You see waht you dont know is that Iv'e been through hell and back wit that split up, I had spent the best part of my life with some-one I loved and cared for and some shithead on this site says such incomprehensable NASTY FUCKING SHIT about my personal life with some-one I still love ! FUCK YOU!

So despite all of my own personal problems and keeping my band afloat and building one of the biggest shows you people will ever see in our world! And you have the ordasity to call me a rip off merchant.

Gloryfie it for the sake of the tax man Eh?

Do you wanna push me that far when I really decide to let loose after spendig time with many of you and purposely learning acraft I love and thus finding my-self in the position of having offers of so much money you would not belive it to make something special , well then fuck any of the nasty bastards who think they can get away with stirring the shit out of me.

You see when you do it you do all the right things I just wait and see whos's going to be the sad bastard, if you only really knew what's as going on behind the scenes then you would

I'd be more carefull? Indeed very carefull ....... specially carefull.

Once the boks published and out there I wont take anything back, whatI I will say will go! It will be what I saw, what I went through and it will show the beauty of what we do and all the beauty of the lovely people who I have made friends out of over those years, there are also people out therr who have seriously crossed my path not through my own doing, the book will clearly show you who your true friends are and who are not, I will also show that there are people on this planet that are no different to the MEDIA who spend half their lives critisising people they have never actually met. I see this site as a place that's often nice to look through I also see this place as a place where you can make rhythms, make some communication that matters, when-ever I strat off on the right foot I automatically changes because of who I am or what I may stand for in this world of ours.

Definately I count, whatever I did I made a difference to something, some-one in our fraternity who I treasure! Told me' Tnat I was a fucking hero for the New Zealand Event" Now I tell you all none of you have ever experienced it like this and you have may'be never lost many friends because of the hype that was created over the last few years of me travelling around this frigging planet.

Where-ever I went that story was ahead of me and it had always being changed. ? That interested me how it make people think about me and they shound not get involved with my personal life.

Go right ahead and hit me for me! Dont worry I can handle that. Please come to my house and say it direct I can handle that too, no problems. If any of you think I'm frigging sacred of morons who dont have the guts to face the real reality of the world and hide behind the lets see if I can cause some trouble if I can routine then fgo right ahead the more you do it the more I learn about how low life sad fucks co-exist amons't their litarary friends and try to be amazinly creative and yet can't see thta they're no better than the media or what-ever......... Are you any better at creating problems, if you think something prove it come forward and show yourself asshole, be the man or woman you think you are, dont expect me to come looking for you, show yourself you coward.

Beauty is only there when you find it

Best Policy here is get Jims link on loads of crappy chats site and send all the idiots here to join in so I can just sit back and watch how you handle that.

Wouldn't take long to create mayhem, would be fun to watch.

Suit some of you lot to the ground.

By the way I dont fdind you that interesting in any case.

Peace on earth

Trevor Rooney

Dead Wood Records Publishing November 2004

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[Dead Wood Records]

It's reliavant here now! Person No 1

Mr Fruity
Fruity the Canadian gambler that owes me 250 Aussie dollors, he flew out with my in the same afternoon I lent him it, He'd promised to bring it back the same day on the pith in Sydney at 4 Olclock, he didn't show!

When your working on Circular Death and Kings Cross on a night time doing strip shows with a small diabalo at those times money is not easy to lend., asshole!

If you do that or some-one does this to you then they deserve some bad Karma for sure.

Apparently I found out later that the mother flew out to Canada , talk about a rip off merchant, he shall be called Mr Fruity from Canada, he was eddicted to gambling and fruit machines I often watched him throw every penny he earnt frequently into one of those machines with handle in the bar, he just woud not stop once he got on one.

He used to do this corny robot show and some magic, I dont know what him name was but I have photographs of him.

I have a bone to pick with him too.

Does-one know where this dude is? He's from somwhere in Canada?


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Trevor Rooney

[Hat Line]

Look at Mr Angry rant and rave!

[jester]

Hat Line is the pseudonym of a coward who is better known as....

Come on then Hat Line, who are you really? Gosh you are so big, baiting the loony. Torment the tormented why don't you?