Tribute to Dan Holzman

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  • Butterfly Man
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1606
    #1

    Tribute to Dan Holzman

    I thought everyone should know I still love and respect Dan Holzman …

    I had a lot of fun doing the joke writing contest with him.

    I also enjoyed writing all those mean limericks.


    Nobody got hurt ... we all laughed a lot ...

    Robert

    P.S. How come nobody told me how good the zygote limerick was ... it used (and answered) all three jokes and even retained the limerick premise (if you can imagine that the zygote has juggler's DNA) and it had such completely different themes and yet it flows together and makes perfect sense (almost).


    I like Dan ... everybody else sucks.




    Last edited by Butterfly Man; May-19-2004, 05:35 PM.
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    • Dan Holzman
      Member
      • Apr 2004
      • 86
      #2
      Are you crazy?

      Dear Robert,

      How dare you pay tribute to that two-bit hack Dan Holzman. He is the biggest phony and most over- rated performer working in the world of variety today.

      His act is rotten, and his Christmas cards couldn't suck any more if they replaced the entire cast of queer eye for the straight guy.

      I've always had a lot of respect for you Robert, and was really enjoying the way you were using your stellar rhyming abilities to put that jerk in his place.

      What happened? Did he call you up crying like a little girl, begging you to stop before his fragile ego cracked like a cheap jugglebug club landing on carpet?

      Was there an exchange of money, or a promise of personal servitude. B- Man you were kicking that dudes ass! You should have kept it up until that chump left the country.

      No matter what ,your still the king in my book, and I think if you were a gorilla, you'd be at least a 1200 pounder.


      Long live the Butterfly man, Long live the king,

      Sincerely Dan Holzman's mother,
      Sally Holzman

      P.s. This whole melee has caused me much dismay.

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        • Butterfly Man
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 1606
          #3
          Fabergé melee

          Mrs. Holzman,

          Thank you for your comments ... you are so right.

          I should have tweezed and shaped his one eyebrow until his Connie Francis dye job screamed for mercy.

          I should have put catnip in his scratchy tweed jockstrap until he was knee-skimming Jimmy across his linoleum floored 3 bdrm 3 bath.

          I should have strapped dynamite to his huge truncated state fair prize heifer thighs and blown him a new kibbutz-chic midsection.

          But I didn’t …

          I felt it was time to retract my press-on nails, put down my teasing combs and just leave the lavatory like I found it. Next time I won’t be so nice … I’ll dress like a car.


          Mwah,
          The Silverback Butterfly Man


          P.S. Sorry about that dog-rape comment earlier …

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            • Butterfly Man
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 1606
              #4
              You are a valuable person no matter what they say

              Happy 43rd. Birthday Dan ... your yakudoshi is over!


              Note: Age 42 (according to the Japanese anyway) is the worst year in a male's life.

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