happy birthday

[em]

Aha!
Its Martin "our very own" Ewan's birthday... hope yer having a good one!

[martin ewen]

Yay! I turned mumble mumble today.
And I'M STILL IMMATURE! Yay!
Who would have thought being retarded could be this much fun?
I had a pretend birthday party and invented lots of interesting people who all liked me and bought me presents and put me on their shoulders and carried me round the house singing.
I had a cake (well it was a mars bar actually) and candles (well it was a cigarrette lighter actually and I used it to light a cigarrette quarter of an hour before I ate my mars bar)
Now if I can just shake this all pervading, dark, damp, clinging , mind numbing depression. ...Yay.
(Thanks em)

[Butterfly Man]

Sometimes your life is simply meant to be ...

Just having you there Martin ... out there in the darkness ... somehow makes life a little easier for a lot of us ... your despair has made many of us so grateful that we have our own lives …


thank you, ever so ...

[Lynneski]

That all pervading dark, damp, mind-numbing thing clinging to you is just a Taconic spring. Put on something warm and take the Harley for a spin - you made it to mumble mumble + one .

Thanks for sticking around.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Thumbs up, old mime. Birthdays too shall pass. Remeber, its not the something in your whatever, its the whatever in your something. Or something. Whatever. Your writing continues to evoke laughter. Hope you keep it up.

[scot]

I hope, for my sake, you don't see another depressing birthday.

[Cybele]

Happy belated, Martin...

....cake and presents await.....

.......whenever I see you next.......

(and thanks, em, for ratting him out. now I'll go look him up on my astrology chart or some equally nauseating nonsense.)

xox
c

[jester]

Happy Birthday

That horrible dark damp clinging feeling is just Gods way of telling you to brush up on your masterbation technique.

Especially on your birthday.

[martin ewen]

sigh

If you could wait until tomorrow then that would be just dandy, Premature ejaculation is not a good look. But then I suppose its better than never being excited at all.

[Peter Voice]

Don't worry, Martin, that all pervading dark, damp, mind-numbing thing is probably just cabin fever afterall you've just survived a northern hemisphere winter. I'm quite awed really.

Loved at home, on the streets and in cyberspace. Be gruntled and have a good day.

[Lynneski]

Oh, not again. Surely you gave up birthdays for Lent?

I dub thee an example of the Peter Pan Principle: one shall rise to the level of one's tackle operator's ability to keep tension on one's line.

(Nice job, Celia. And cheers, Mr. Pan.)

[Magrat2005]

Happy birthday, Martin!!!

how many threads does it take to wish Martin happy birthday? - no really how many?

[jester]

I didn't post the post further down.

Er Jim? How is this done?

I repeat. I DID NOT POST, the post further down.

I wished Martin Happy birthday and I left it at that.

I know this has happened before.

[Stretch]

"Now if I can just shake this all pervading, dark, damp, clinging , mind numbing depression. ...Yay."

More exersize seems to help. But then no light without darkness.

[Jim]

Originally posted by jester
I didn't post the post further down.

Er Jim? How is this done?

I repeat. I DID NOT POST, the post further down.

I wished Martin Happy birthday and I left it at that.

I know this has happened before.

Jester,

Look at the date on that post. It was posted a year ago. Maybe you were drunk or something and forgot posting it. That happens to me all the time.

And if someone did hijack your account and posted something you didn't like (or if you were posting under the influence), just click the edit button and edit it yourself. No big deal.

Jim

P.S. Happy birthday Martin!