Dissing

[worldwidese]

Quote "If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?"

And street performers can be displaced, dismissed, discordant, .........?

And acts can be displayed, .......?

[jester]

discussed

And the things we discussed could be discusted.

[worldwidese]

Doesn't count!

Funny, but not a real word, I think?
How about Jesters can be dethroned?
Musicians can be disbanded?
Contortionists can be disjointed?
Living Statues can be disguised?

[jester]

true

I don't normally go much on wordplay, but this is making me laugh. The Cowboy one is my favorite.



Eunuchs could be DeSired.

[GlassHarper]

hot cross puns

Salty characters like Worldwidese could by desalinated!
Left handers might be deported.
And jokesters all should be deployed.

[worldwidese]

Yeah!

and glass harpers should be defogged.

[jugglermatt1]

Virgins get deflowered

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Fog machine technicians would be dismissed. Shephards distended.

Magicians, disenchanted. Quilt testers, discovered.

Rastafarians would be disjointed, or deboned. Revelers with a lisp would be defillibrated.

Soft drink taste testers would get their dispepsia papers.

Anger management therapists would be distempered.

Ushering nannies with southern colloquial accents would be discombobulated.

I better get a cup of joe.

[Pyromancer]

Firebreathers disgarded

[scot]

I feel better about myself everytime I come here.

attenders would be unattended -- duh

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Self righteous pricks would be dismembered. In an ideal world.

[Mark Wessels]

in an ideal world idealists would be demoralized.

mfw

[Lynneski]

waiters would be deserved ...
cosmetic salespeople would be descented ...
patent clerks would be depended ...
cleaning ladies would be demoted ...
steam cleaners would be decreased ...
soldiers would be debased ...
Southern Californians would be defaulted ...
the cast of "O" would be dehydrated ...
Hannibal Lecter would be delivered ...
Picasso would be defaced ...
editors would be decomposed ...
Irene Cara would be defamed ...
drummers would be decadent ...
daredevils would be defeated ...
Moses would be departed ...
Martha Stewart would be defiled ... or maybe defrosted ...
and finally...
prostitutes would be delayed...

[scot]

I hate self righteous pricks. they should be torn limb from limb too.