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I Could Have Lost It On 20 cents!No Joke!
Gorblimey!
20 cents nearly went down the gurgler!
I was the last act one night(well every night i performed....i ended up being the last busker on the pitch @ at Adelaide Fringe Festival)performing outside the Regal tent in the Garden Of Unearthly Delights at about 3 or 4 am in the morning....& i jokingly said...."Give me some money!"
I stuck my plastic tongue out of my mouth & said...."Put 20 cents on my tongue",so David Cassel walked over & placed 20 cents on my tongue & it slid down my throat.I thought..."Crikey!This is a joke gone wrong!"
I choked a bit(& sort of did panic a little)& then i really tried hard to regurgitate the bugger out.....& then the frigggin' thing popped out....suddenly which was certainly lucky by crikey!
It was frigggin' freaky having a wretched 20 cent piece stuck in gurgler pipe.
That would be a pathetic way to go.
I wonder what the heck would have happened if i had of swallowed the frigggin' thing?
I even had a sore throat for 2 days from it!
What the heck!
The show must go on!
On the last night of the Fringe i started busking at 3.30 am in the morning & surprisingly did my best hat in Australia for a 3 & a half hour show.
I got 8 twenty dollar notes & a $50 note in a span of about 10 minutes.It was oddly surreal!
Anyway i'm 20 cents short of a picnic so i better go & jump off & away on a rusty pogo-stick!
P.S."GoOse!"
20 cents nearly went down the gurgler!
I was the last act one night(well every night i performed....i ended up being the last busker on the pitch @ at Adelaide Fringe Festival)performing outside the Regal tent in the Garden Of Unearthly Delights at about 3 or 4 am in the morning....& i jokingly said...."Give me some money!"
I stuck my plastic tongue out of my mouth & said...."Put 20 cents on my tongue",so David Cassel walked over & placed 20 cents on my tongue & it slid down my throat.I thought..."Crikey!This is a joke gone wrong!"
I choked a bit(& sort of did panic a little)& then i really tried hard to regurgitate the bugger out.....& then the frigggin' thing popped out....suddenly which was certainly lucky by crikey!
It was frigggin' freaky having a wretched 20 cent piece stuck in gurgler pipe.
That would be a pathetic way to go.
I wonder what the heck would have happened if i had of swallowed the frigggin' thing?
I even had a sore throat for 2 days from it!
What the heck!
The show must go on!
On the last night of the Fringe i started busking at 3.30 am in the morning & surprisingly did my best hat in Australia for a 3 & a half hour show.
I got 8 twenty dollar notes & a $50 note in a span of about 10 minutes.It was oddly surreal!
Anyway i'm 20 cents short of a picnic so i better go & jump off & away on a rusty pogo-stick!
P.S."GoOse!"
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