Fight of the Century

[jester]

chances rules

I think Chance offered the rules to comfort his opponent. This is why scarily I think he meant it?

So Martin and Lucky. You are both happy to let these two violently assault each other for our entertainment, but you don't want them to verbally bash each other because that's boring.

Hmmm! Martin, I don't think that's what you really meant at all is it?

I remember in the old days when Pnet was just one long thread and everybody had to read everybodies thread, it was boring then.

[em]

Martin, was that "Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missiles?"
oops is that a typo?
or a typon?

Sorry

[jester]

em. Please don't erode the last great swearword in the english speaking world.

Fuck, tits, wank, arse, bloody bastard shit etc are already downgraded to popular slang.

We have one left that is guaranteed to shock. And you used it for a pathetic lame joke. I think it should be saved for an occassion where upset or offence is intended.

It's that special, nobody has even used it at me recently.

[em]

sorry its the smell of sweat and testosterone around at the moment that just makes me want to jump around like a cheerleader and get me tits out and laugh at all the jokes in a kind of "i'm beautiful please love me like a teddy bear but wipe me off later " kind of way...

how do you use it "at" someone? i must practise "atting"

(its the begining of the spring i am going a bit mental)

xxx

[Butterfly Man]

Bloody 'el em n o pee

Lucky do me a fuckin' favor and spell Buddha properly ... as the pirate with the steering wheel around his waist once said ..."Arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts".

P.S Tell the Captain I'll fight him but he's gotta wear his glasses.

P.P.S I'll be packing.

[jester]

crisis over

Its okay em. We don't need the last swear word anymore. Simply dropping your T's, talking like G. Dubya or mispelling the odd word like Buddah is enough to drive the grown ups nuts.

Thanks Butterfly Man. Now we can use the C word knowing there's still something in reserve.

[Butterfly Man]

Misspelling misspelling ... how's your father?

You're right ... sorry to be so anal … it’s just that I live with this Asian bitch who practices that shit and I’ve got enough goddamn problems trying to explain away my itinerate lifestyle and illiterate friends without insulting her fuckin’ religion.

[jester]

Salmon Rushdie

Buy her a copy of Salmon Rushdies lesser known book: "Is Buddha a Fat Bastard or What?"

[Butterfly Man]

... and Penn and Johnathan, and now Gazzo.

Funny, I introduced Andre´Pavoratti once and said the exact same thing.


P.S. I'm gonna kill that fucker Rushdie for stealing my line.

[jester]

It's on

Yes it's on. Butterfly Man versus Salmon Rushdie.

Don King snapped it up and threw a £7 million advance on the table - Cash!

Just need to find Salmon Rushdie to let him know the good news.

Be warned butterfly, Salmon is an ugly SOB which is why he hides most of his face behind a beard. Rumour has it his face was beaten up during an earlier career as a street fighter.

[nick nickolas]

On the Cards

I think that Dan Holzman v's Butterfly man looks on the cards !

[Butterfly Man]

a fair assessment

He's 10+ years my junior ... about the same weight class but obviously very blue collar ... I suggest nun chucks and thesauruses … whiner takes all.

[Dan Holzman]

the fight is on

Dear Sporting Public,

I have decided to accept the challange placed before me, and engage in combat with Mr Robert Nelson( a.k.a the Butterfly man, a.k.a. Larva lad, a.k.a Slappy the weasel). I know it is presumptuous of me as a new comer to take on a grizzled veteran, especially one almost twenty five years my senior, but the gauntlet has been thrown down, and my pride dictates that I must respond.

I know he has made over 500 posts to the forum, and judging by the couple I was able to make it through, his intellect, when compared with a group of small children's, is without equal.

As far as a choice of weaponry, I don't think any will be necessary. I will face my adversary unarmed and unadorned. Bare handed and naked of any attention seeking body art. Art that when looked at in the proper context screams out " love me, love me, love me"

I will rely solely on my wit to defeat my opponent. I challange him to a joke writting contest. Since Nick was the one who thought up this so called " Fight of the Century" I believe it would be fair to allow him to select the topic. Ten jokes on the subject of his choosing, to be judged by the members of this forum.

So what do you say Moth man ? Are you game? Or are you content to coast by on memories of long ago past glory. Memories of the time when you ruled the street, when you made lesser mortals bow down before you, when you , and only you, were the undisputed god of the pass the hat universe.

I throw down my glove, and as you can see by my icon selection, turn my naked buttocks in your general direction.

Hugs and Kisses,
Dan

[Lynneski]

Well, aside from that I'd like to see how Dan gets a glove off to reveal his naked buttocks ...

Can I be the girl with the number to walk around the ring between rounds?????

Oooh. Oooh. Em - I can carry the card, and you can twirl, and we can walk in *opposite* directions! Whaddya say?!?



Oh, this is gonna be some show.

[Butterfly Man]

I think I just won by default

Dear へぼ、
Sorry blue butt, the bad news is ... you gotta work your way up the ladder before you get a shot at the title.

500-pound gorilla


P.S. a joke writting contest indeed ...