Fight of the Century

[Chance]

Professor v. Chance

This is my reply to the Professor, who has formally challenged me (albeit in a different thread) to a Fight of the Century: I gladly accept... conditionally.

1. The fight will be a single 15-minute round; standard kick/boxing rules to apply, in a standard ring. (Donīt worry if you donīt know the rules, Iīll teach you. Full disclosure: I have owned and operated 2 karate schools somewhere in my past.)

2. Our hand and foot protectors (or bare hands if you prefer) will be chalked one color for each of us, and we will wear light colored clothing.

3. After the round all strike marks found on our person will be counted by independent, unbiased judges.

4. For each of my strike marks found on your clothing I will be awarded $1.00 (One Dollar Australian); for each of yours, you will be awarded $20.00 AUD.

5. If more than ten marking are found on my clothing, your fee will be tripled for each extra strike; ditto for mine.

6. Should any fighter be unable to complete the round, a bonus of $5,000.00 AUD (Five Thousand Australian Dollars) will be awarded the default winner.

7. Both fighters must agree to hold the other blameless in the event of physical injury from this event.

8. Both fighters must post their complete fighting stats, including recent photos and current personal legal documentation (eg, current drivers license) here on Performers.net. Fraudulent submissions will result in a winner by default (as it is impossible to fight an anonymous phantom hiding behind a fake nom de flame ) -END-

[Prof Willie B]

Conditions, conditions, what is this, a free-trade agreement or something?

Who's putting up the monies you're raving about?

What's wrong with 3 rounds and why don't we forget the chalk, do it naked and count the marks 7 days later. Few middle-aged men can handle beating up a naked chick in front of a crowd but a surprising number of chicks would relish the opportunity to beat up a naked old misogynist.

Lets do it somewhere neutral, where lots of our peers will be able to witness. Edmonton 2005(there's a gymn in Strathcona) or Christchurch 2005, but you have to get on the official program first (that fulfills your accreditation clause). You, of course, will have to be good enough to be booked.

Glad to hear of your successes in the martial arts business world, maybe the concussion will wear off one day and you can go back to your old job.

PS I don't think it could really be called formal challenge but more of an offhand insult.

[Chance]

insults, schminsults

Professor Will-He-Be-Shafted,

All that you said may be true. But then again, it may not. But what remains is that you don't have the heart to do anything more than just play your tired old p.net game of hit and run -- anonymously. Insults is all you really know to do here; interesting that you can finally say so.

You came on this board with a fake name (fake -- as in not real; as in, made up just to attack me personally and anonymously here on these -Jimīs- boards. By contrast, even though 'Chance' is not my given name, it is the name I have gone by publicly for over 10 years, is the name I work and play under, and is used by everyone I know outside of my mother.) Conversly, you have never proven that you are anything more than the alter ego of Peter Voice. Maybe you are a separate person, maybe not. All I know (and can prove from the messages here) is that many times you have answered each others' letters, and write in very much the same style. And believe this, I lose very little sleep worrying about which it is.

So in other words, for the svelte and talented young lesbian you claim to be, you sure do come across as a used up old man... Cherry. (Ha! Still laughing at that one after 3 years.) Or then again, just possibly, it is a certain Voice coming across as his alter ego? Ah well, off to bed losing no sleep either way...

ps: The card is still on under the earlier conditions. This statement: "PS. I want to take on "chance" in the "Feather-weight" category on the "Fight of the Century" card. I don't care what he weighs, just give me an venue and a date" qualifies as an official challenge in at least 67 countries; good enough for me. So come on and post your stats and let's start making the arrangements. All it takes is that you come out of the anonymity closet. You know, the same one you supposedly left sexually, but this time showing your true identity. Think about it.

[Peter Voice]

Oh, for goodness sake, Chance, you know she only does it because you bite faster than a fishbowl full of piranas.

You should continue to concentrate on giving your invaluable insights and advice on the serious issues confronting our community instead of rising to the bait of an unknown tyro. You only make yourself look obsessive and/or paranoid.

[Chance]

card me

I rest my case: One answering for the other.

Paranoid? Obsessive? Your past letters about me here were so full of lies that they are the only letters Jim has had to erase from his boards.

My question then to you would be: Why do you and whoever-the-prof-really-is spend so much time antagonizing someone you have never even met? Baiting is one thing, and I have ignored 75% of all yours... But libeling me is quite another.

ps: who is "she" exactly, and, do you care to stand in her place for the card she proposed? Same conditions applying?

[martin ewen]

Here we go again
Has it occured to any of you 2/3 whatever that no-one is the least bit fucking interested in what you think of each other. If it wasn't the thought of others watching this purile grandstanding surburban grade repeditive slanging match with ludicrious unenforcable buzzwords like libel. (if it libel-go get a lawyer, bore him (and pay him) and stop boring us for free because ..well..ITS BORING.
"but all I said was "...." and then he "...." which just goes to prove "...."
Humorless assholes, get a fucking life. This whole , "lets read chance's drip dry humourless prose and chuckle at the pride he takes in posting" Got boring ...oh about 2 years ago.
He responds when he's baited which is fair enough I reckon. SO DON"T FUCKING BAIT HIM.
Now retreat back behind your screens and simmer because your cooking SUCKS .
It all been said before..do none of you grasp that?
Stop regurgitating in public .
'I rest my case' If only!
(I will now retreat to my spring garden with the flowers and the butterflies ...and the blight)

[jester]

Aww!

Does this mean the fight isn't actually going ahead then?

[Chance]

Martin, for once I would pretty much agree with you... although you seem to take the bait when it's not even your turn, greedy bastard. Pet a butterfly for me. No, a real one -- leave the tattoos alone.

[jester]

Chained up

I thought Chances photo was something to do with his act. Nope. It's what the authorities have done to make him safe.

I saw The Karate Kid films 1, 2 3 and 7 so I consider myself an expert in martial arts. Were you the "win at all costs" bad guy in the first movie?

And could you do that fancy one legged hop up, kick and land on same leg move? Cos I can, but not balanced on a post. If I could it would be in my show.

[Butterfly Man]

Warning from a bullshit artist!

Don’t try to bring me into this!

(Full disclosure) … I am proficient in Kung Fool, Tai Kwan D'oh, Hip Hopkido and Gentile Jitsu ...

I am also a master in Tai Cheap and have a black belt in Aggravation.

[em]

I'm quite good at Tampon...



I would have said i have a red belt in that....

(....but i thought that was a bit below the belt.....HA HA HA HA HA fuck i'm funny)

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

What are ICBM's, you old coot?

[martin ewen]

inter continential ballistic missiles?

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

The Only Difference Is?

The Only Difference between Chance and Me is that with me I do not need any rules (Including head gear and gloves or any pads)

The Only Difference between Peter Voice and Bike Boy is ,that Bike Boy acually stepped up too the Base and had a go!

Here is an idea for them both,give them a room and a couple of microphones and let them just Talk!

I do not know what all of you on P.Net think but I would not pay too see that,at all!


LDR

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

insulting, caustic, blistering monnikers?