Fight of the Century

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Well here I am at the Wellington Cuba Street Festival in New Zealand,what was starting to be an ordinary day,turned into a Boxing Event of the Year!
After the newest Boxing promoter Nick Nickolas (aka The Drunkin Magician) set the event up over breakfast of the first day of the Festival,it was all on!
After the support act demonstrated his new style of Fighting techniques.

Bike Boy (aka.Lightning Bolt Bridges) his first fight in the ring ever!
0 fights /0 losses

-Verses-

Lucky Diamond Rich (aka.Lightning Kid Couger)
3 fights / 1 by KO /1 by TKO /1 loss
Who has just come out of retirement for this big event!

It started out the purse was a good one, no side bets but a grand total of $400 NZ
Lightning Kid Couger tried to up the anti to $1000 NZ, but Lighning Bolt Bridges and his team declined!

The Referee was Shamus (aka. always a clean fight)

The trainer of Lightning Bolt Bridges was Eli (aka. Eli the Kid)

The trainer of Lightning Kid Couger was Nick (aka. Drunkin Magician)

The Fight was shedualed to go the distance of 10 / 1.5 minute rounds,
with there being only one rule no low blows!

It started off Couger through the first punch followed up with a swift kick to the ribs.

The stat's of the fight -

Couger- 2 kicks/24 punches
Bolt-No kicks/4 punches

The Fight,only went the distance of 1 minute and 30 seconds and Lightning Bolt Bridges through in the Towel.Waving his hands saying no more,throwing his gloves to the ground!

The fight was filmed and there will be a pay by view,coming soon P-Net!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lightning Bolt Bridges said-Quote to the reporter "My head hurts "
Lightning Kid Couger said -Quote to the reporter "Give me the Cash"
Eli The Kidsaid-Quote to the reporter "I want my money back"
As we all sat in the Hotel,Kid Couger drank his bottle of pop,while watching Bolt Bridges Hussling for an Asprin!

Drunkin Magician Nick Nickolas is talking to Don King about the possibilty of a rematch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Butterfly Man]

Making legends ... one round at a time.

The moment of humiliation is the moment when the spirit is proudest.




P.S. Next time why not fist fuck each other instead ... it'll sell more videos.

[Peter Voice]

I wish I'd said that.

[martin ewen]

"Boxing is just show biz with blood" Frank Bruno

Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts:_ "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

Muhammed Ali, after failing an Army intelligence test,_ "I said I was the greatest, not the smartest."

Willie Pep, talking to an old opponent years after each retired. "Do you recognize me?" the old opponent asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognize you."

Frazier: Hey man, what you been doing?
Norton: My wife just had a baby.
Frazier? Congratulations! Whose baby is it?

Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthews:_ "[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."

Randall "Tex" Cobb:_ "When I got up I stuck to my plan -- stumbling forward and getting hit in the face."

Blackie Sherrod, talking about a heavyweight contender:_ "He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment._ In other words, he owns a pair of shorts."


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• Excerpt from page 1104 "... stick-in-the-mud (informal), subversive, troublemaker, warmonger 567 Upset, Distress, and Humiliate When you have a great cause to fight for, the moment of greatest humiliation is the moment when the spirit is proudest. Christabel Pankhurst (v) abase (literary), affect, afflict, aggrieve "

[Butterfly Man]

I wish I'd said that.


P.S. I saw one of the K2 eliminations while over in Nippon last week ... it made me think we should do the same with street acts.

P.P.S I think Nick is just trying to get more spots.

[Jimbo]

It truly was one of the most spectacular fights of the century, and is opening the door for many other fights down the roads. let's face it we all have our perfect match on the street, wouldn't you like to settle once and for all who is the true master. for a fee i'm sure nick is willing to promote any fight you want to have in no time flat. the man knows what he's doing, the fight between lighting bolt and Couger, was aranged no more than 3 or 4 hours after the original hand shake that starting the madness.

So we ask you now, who would you like to fight, or who would you like to see fight. we had a few thoughts, my favourite was Nick vs. Gazzo (it's not about the cups anymore). but what would you like to see, after all it's really all about the people.

Jimbo

[Butterfly Man]

I'd like to fight that Star Pixie bitch ... no holes barred.

[Peter Voice]

Me and Debbie Robinson, Alabama Mud Wrasslin' Rules.

Pleeeeeeese?

[Butterfly Man]

To bleed or not to bleed

Oh yeah, and I'd like to see Lucky fight Dirty Fred ... with KeanO as ref.

Or maybe Gazzo vs. Kate the Great ... (Kate must fight with one hand behind her back)

Or maybe Martin vs. himself ... oh wait, that's been ongoing for quite a while now.

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Classic Fights to See!

Yes what about these as matchs ?

Alakazam vs Leopard Man

Butterfly vs Keane O

Nick Nickolas vs Gazzo

Miaka vs Sherlie Sun Flower

Lee Ross vs Derek Scott

Willam Lee vs Hung Lee

Pyro Mancer vs Robert Heart

Hotch vs the next country he moves too

Peter Voice vs Martin Ewan

Pepe vs the Bottle Shop

Rumple vs The Voices in his Head

Colipso Tumblers vs Tic and Tack

Eric and Derek vs North

Sean Gandini vs Mickeal Hessling

Happy Side Show vs Jim Rose

Jean Micheal vs Rick Lewis

See if you can come up with some better match's!

LDR

[Peter Voice]

That's a great card. I'd pay good money to see just half of it.

Where is Don King when we need him?

PS. I reckon I can take Martin out. He'll be so busy avoiding the ceiling fan, I'm sure I can trip him over with my walking stick. I just have to hope he doesn't land on me.

[newyorkstreetdean]

William Lee vs. Handsom little Devils?

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Cyrus vs Panic. No bottles.

[Butterfly Man]

for the logo ...

Taxi vs. Checkerboard No I.C.B.M's

[Peter Voice]

Dick Finkel and Dale Thompson.
The action in the ring might be a little slow but the true officianados of the pugilistic arts will be watching the "seconds".

Crowd control could become an issue.