OK so Barnum had this huge museum in NY filled with oddities and it burnt down bigtime and now someones recreated it and put it online such that you can travel from room to room looking at the exhibits while hearing faintly the sounds of passing horses on the road outside.
this is great, you have to type things in the 'place your order' box try:
show
lick
look
read
fuck
call
feet
breast
dance
beer
kiss (or lips)
banana
man
bath
sleep
exercise
belly
e.t.c.
sing
party
strip
ass
jiggle
jump
kick
run
try
Cartwheel
Shake your bootie
Hand stand
Kiss your friend
be nasty
Get me a beer
Kiss me
Love me
model
jumping jacks
t shirt
pout
laugh
muscles
dance on the bar
get wet
i havent tried them all, so i dont know which ones work have fun
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